Eh, i dun see what is the big deal about leaping into another year, but oh well, everyone celebrates it and you know you will look like a loser if you don't.
Okay the above sentence is too mean. my apologies, again.
Anyway, you know sometimes its super hard to get a good tan? like erm, healthy tan, with reddish glow (NOT SUNBURNT) and its too difficult to achieve, unless you are from dragon boat/canoe polo/swimming team/ns. even if you are in those, also not 100% healthy tan.
or unless you go sentosa play volleyball every single weekend. tat one also not 100%
even if you wanna deliberately go and tan, you also have look out for the weather ( "got sun?", "sian, weather so fucked up, rain whole day" , or "sian, today weather so perfect for tanning, yet i got school, nb" or even "wah lao, just now the sun so big, now small like ant like that!!!"
sometimes you end up looking like a mudd, or the tan is uneven. bad
to achieve a tan is even harder for people like me that is born with fair skin (bad). i remembered last time i used to go tanning like MAD, then the tan probably last like 3 to 5 days, then im back to a fair Dayvid
poly year 1 sem 1, i think Maxine took this picture, classic example of uneven tan, and looks unhealthy.
after that i decided its not worth my effort to go and tan like crazy. all the harmful shits UV light can do to you. just for 3 to 4 days of tan, my tan wasnt even healthy kind lor!
Then the cineleisure got dunno wad tanning salon that has all the celebrities going there. machiam free like that. But i heard from my friend that those indoor tanning thing only last for 1 day, for the first time you do. THEN it will last longer, the more you do the longer it will last la.
siao ar, so expensive.
I decided to go for cheaper alternative (in fact, its free) using a bronzer!
its super good. it looks healthy, natural (i assume it looks natural because Azrah, shi hui, patrick all asked "wah, you went tanning? ") and erm... gives you a healthy tan?
i used to think this picture is nice! (if you dun agree, its your problem!)
Tanner! got reddish glow somemore!
Again!!!!
I will never be willingly fair again. all the pics are taken at the same place, SAME lighting, just different time , but i guess the orange polo tee im wearing makes the tan more obvious!
Anyway, i admit to my colleages that i use Bronzer. Azrah and Edison said its so fake, you know who can be all natural?
yep, ugly people.
this fella isnt that natural anyway, in sec one he is ugly like shit, no girls would probably give him a second look. contact lenses, hair dye in case you didnt notice. Im not saying he is better looking now. im just saying that he isnt natural looking anyway. just ugly.
yes, if you are wondering, i do have a personal vendetta against him. this is personal.
by the way, if you think this fella is cuter than me (which, i really feel, isnt), then you are heavily deluded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
back to the fake part.
If i did use a bronzer, yet i dun admit and keep on insisting that its natural, then i guess you have all rights to mock me. but i admit hor!
I bet you also got use artificial means to make yourself better looking what! contact lenses? rebonding? yadda yadda yadda
(Fuck la, got like a bunch of malays kids at my void deck screaming their heads off, wtf is wrong with them)
shiok ar!
hmmm, sometimes im so superficial yeah?
anyway,
THE ANSWERS
1) You have 8 disks, take 6 out, weight 3 with the other 3, if balanced, take the 2 outcasted one, and measure, ta dah.
if they are not balanced, take the 3 that is ligher, randomly select 2, measure, if balanced then the odd one out is the lighter one, if not, you can tell already wad!
2) the thing you should ask is "Which way is to the place you live?"
if you meet citizen of village A, he will tell you the truth, if you meet citizen of village B, he will lie, and point you to the direction leading to village A.
Did you managed to guess it? i admit i didnt la.
haha, so fun.
shall go sleep, tomorrow got work, Wednesday starts school! wah sian ar!
p/s, i can be officially called Dayvid Tan! (selwyn "lame joke lor") but at least, erm, i living up to my surname?
p/p/s: i saw a super tan old balding ah peh today, his skin is ziao ziao, typical old uncle lor. But guess what is he wearing?
HOT PURPLE TUBE, PURPLE MINI SKIRT, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF!!!!
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HOT PINK CARDIGAN! plus a Nicole Ritchie kind of oversized sunglass!
oh my goodness. i forgot to take a picture and show you guys, anyway, i was crossing the road.
i heard he has been sighted many times!
in case you are wondering how i know he is wearing a tube inside that cardigan (cos cardigan covers the tube, i was walking towards him, and vice versa)
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