Sunday, January 21, 2007

diary of a singapore Auntie

Diary of a typical Singapore Auntie


Dear Diary, today i woke up at 7am, because today is sunday and ah boy and ah girl no need to go to school mah. so today can sleep abit late. but then i woke up at 5am because the $1.99 alarm clock that i bought at Four Season spoilt. then i also dunno how to set the alarm clock in my handphone.

So i go and wash ah boy's white Bata school shoes lor. so dirty ar that ah boy. cannot keep clean one. after that i still have time so i watched Da Chang Jin for the 34th time. Then i realised that the remaining VCD are at 12th floor mrs Lee there. so cannot watch.

then i decided to go and water the plants outside my 4 room HDB flat. then so happened that Mrs Tan is watering her plants too. then she told me that 3rd floor Mrs loh's husband has won 4d! wah, when is my turn ar.

she also told me that 6th floor Mrs Huang son's girlfriend is pregant! youngsters these days ar... dunno how to behave one leh. hope my ah boy dun turn out like that. ah girl also.

actually, i dun think ah boy will turn out like that la. yesterday he showed me his Spelling results, he got 100 marks! and ah girl got 98, because she spelt "tomorrow" as "tomorow". haiyo.

she better pull up her socks. or else she cannot get good marks for PSLE, then cannot go into RGS, then no RJC then no uni. so in the end cannot work for government!

then i made 3 eggs for the both of them, after that ah boy complain that he haven buy chinese new year clothes so we go to IMM.

upon reaching IMM, the first thing we noticed was "Tee Shirt $8" at Samuel And Kevin. WAH SO cheap right? Me, carrying my fake LV($25.00 SDG at pasah malam), my long brown rebonded hair ($78.00 SDG), Giodano tee ($22.00 SDG), Hang ten shorts ($15.00 SDG) and some flip flop. rushed and see what is on sale.

Standing in front of the shop is this 18 to 21 years old looking young man who is folding the $8 clothes. I immediately go and picked up one and asked him "how much is this?"

he replied rudely "everything here is $8" and then keep folding his clothes.

then ar, i see the size and it is S. so i keep digging and digging lor. ALL s leh. how to wear? then that guy come and asked me "auntie can i help u?"

AUNTIE! he called me a Auntie!!

I AM ONLY 45 34 LOR!!!

so rude leh the boy.

then i tell him i wan XL and he say dun have, only got L. stupid boy, didnt even check say dun have. then i say "here all S leh!" thinking he will be pai seh, but then that idiot said "L is that side"

aiyo. so ma lu!

then Ah boy came and pushed me andi pushed the wagon backward, causing a little bit of things to topple. that stupid young boy came and pushed it back and gave me a dirty look. so xiong for wad? i just push abit wad.

i decided to complain.

then i saw his name tag. it says "Dayvid"

hahah! i am going to ask Ah boy to write a complain letter!

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