What i dun like.

Just came home. I realised that alot of irritating stuffs happened on train, train stations, the next place where alot of irritating stuffs happened is in Cinema.

I just came back from watch You, me and dupree (suckiest show ever!) and in the cinema, theres this really really really irritating fella who keep laughing.

Pls dun get me wrong, It perfectly to laugh at the most not-funny thing, what i think is a sin, is to laugh really really really annoying. so annoying, i feel like throwing my cup filled with coke at him and ask him to Shut The Fuck Up.

But being a good citizen i usually. i realised that if i throw it at him. the coke will dirty the whole damn place, and cleaners will have a field day cleaning up after me, PLUS other people also will get dirty, so no. i didnt throw it at him

The way he laugh is damn irritating. I dunno how to describe it, but something like a heyna (how to spell?)

I think this guy must be a loser himself with absolutely no attention given to him. thus all these unnecessary attention grabbing actions. now, people with no friends are kinda poor thing, dun you think?

Even that flithy little bitch has friends to hang out with (real friends or not, im not sure la), Im sure a loud, uncivilised guy surely has some? Doesnt birds of a feather flock together?

ahhh... one of the mystries of the world.

There's also this 2 girls sitting beside me and talking mostly throughout the whole show, in their fake ang moh accent.

i know there isnt a standard rules saying wad kind of english accent is fake ang moh accent. but aiya, can tell one la. AND it really irritates me. again, i feel like slamming the coke cup into her face, but i cannot.

tsk!

i know i cannot tahan alot of things. but im sure most of you also cannot tahan fake ang moh accent right???

Lemme see where does this fake ang moh accent users usually (make sure u read the word usually, i bolded, italised) have in common:

-Rather well known english speaking schools, such as CHIJ, SCGS, SAJC, CJC, RI, RGS. ACS blab blab blab blab blab blab blab.
- English speaking families
- shops at flash and splash, roxy, billabong, those surfers brand kind. *shrugs*
- rather sporty, ALWAYS have some school activities.
- date each other, e.g. CHIJ one will date RJ one. RI probably date the SCGS one.
- in their conversations. the most heard of would be 'like'. e.g "you know? he's like, live in jurong or something?" "i heard, she's dating, like 2 guys at the same time?" "the RJ'S water polo team captain is like, her boyfriend?" "im like, pissed off?" you get the idea.

yes yes, im based on STEROTYPES.

wad ALSO piss me off is that i was talking to my friend who studies in ACS, and i told him about this whole fake ang moh thingy, you know wad he told me or not??

"well, i guess, its because you are not used to standard english, because we speak, like standard english here? then thats why you might feel that it is fake american accent. you are from neighbourhood school, so wouldnt know much anyway"

Fuck you man! I hope you fail your GP, because the british do not understand your 'standard english' due to your excessive use of 'like' and of course, didnt make it to university.

then you can probably go work in Billy Bombers, cos its an American outlet. WOOPIE!