Me. Your Father :)

YAWN! i just woke up (slept at 6am last night this morning) and woke up now. Later will be meeting De Yuan, so still got time, then might as well blog abit la.

I loveeeeeeeee sleeping naked.

HAHAHA!! really! Im not kidding!! This new habit was found this holiday, cos the weather was damn fucking hot. thanks to Indonesian, i guess.

Then Alice and Daddy left for work, and i was ALL alone at home, damn fucking hot weather, then pondering what can i do to make myself not that hot. SO! i on the air con and sleep. But then hor, still not shiok enough. then I took off every single piece of clothing and sleep!

WAH! SI BEH SHIOK!

you should try it too. if you didnt, you have greatly missed out one of the enjoyments of life.

you'll feel shiok cos theres no clothing to obstruct your movement (better than not wearing underwear at home, which i dun wear, FOR WAD?)

duh~of course i lock my room door, just in case alice came home due to various reasons and open the door and see me sleeping naked.

no, i didnt associate it with anything sexual, i just love sleeping naked. What do you mean its wrong? I drew the curtains, mind you, they are not those cheapo curtains that flip and flap whenever theres wind and ppl across can see me naked kind.

mine is those expensive one thats damn ducking heavy can? i bet yours is made from old rags *shrugs* so no one can see me naked, at all.

besides, NO one lives the block across mine. cos i think its too expensive, but Bronson the Malau told me because its haunted. eee.

NO, i do not take nude pics of myself and post it on the web, or store in my phone.

because i dun have a nice body la! and i look super shagged, yes i do mean shagged when i just woke up.

Anyway, this entry will be full of nonsenses.

I cannot stand that damn piece of wall on my room!!!

Wadever i stick, it will confirm drop on, regardless of wad i use to stick, bluetac, double sided tape, WHATEVER. That time i showed you the photo of my wall filled with 'cheapo' postcards right? yah! now EVERY SINGLE FUCKING POSTCARDS came off. like wad the fuck? I use bluetac at that point of time.

The most irritating thing is that when the post cards came off, the bluetac attached to the postcards, instead of falling off with the card, it remains on the wall. then not only one, but all!

nabeh! i am very angry!

then i scrape off them one by one (it wasnt easy) and then replaced it with posters of jay and jolin (eh, dun make fun of me k? its the LATEST one hor, i bet YOU dun have). Wah, i tell you, the jay one is damn nice, probably nicer than your pokemon posters on yr wall.

It fucking came off. and now the posters are ruined. !@#$%^&*()

I am greatly pissed off with it already.

Anyway, school is starting, and i am abit sian, cos i will be seeing faces i dun like. like that flithy little bitch i mentioned, i dun wanna say her name cos i scare my blog kena tainted. okay la, actually later she read my blog and order her slut friends to come and find me. I am scared.

and that little despo blogger in my lecture hall, sian. and her face reminds me of a rat. which is saying alot.

also those i-tell-jokes-because-i-wanna-try-to-be-funny-but-my-jokes-are-sibeh-lame people. Hmm. Was it me? or just them? cos i simple cannot relate to their jokes.

plus the little skank who thinks she owns the world, she didnt know it was moi (pronounced as mauh, not me, unlike that ah lian/beng language) who owns it. kidding kidding. in case you didnt laugh, its because its a lame joke, i tell you first, in case u relate me to i-tell-jokes-because-i-wanna-try-to-be-funny-but-my-jokes-are-sibeh-lame people.

Timetable wise, not bad sia! I just fucking hate my fridays (start at 1, end at 5). i one look i sibeh sian, Ming kai told me last term his friday also liddat. and mine was 8 to 12. NOW his fridays are fm 8 to 12. WOAH, feng shui lun liu zhuan sia.

i know i mentioned alot abt ming kai, you all dunno who right? i shall post a pic of him soon, i think i have it somewhere, if not i ask from maxine.

p/s: theres this fugly, malaysian girl on friendster who added me on friendster, i rejected the request, and then she request to be my friend again, i rejected, she requested again, got people so buey hiao bai or not? you tell me.

she is fucking annoying.