DELIVERY MAN IS THE SUCKIEST JOB ON EARTH!!!!
Seriously. I think it is the suckiest job on earth. next to prostitute(you'll never know which ugly man will fuck you, since ugly man are usually despos because they cant find a decent girl to fuck, on the other hand, handsome guys usually got no problem finding girls to fuck)
BECAUSE!
You will feel damn tired. Since delivery jobs are most required at night, when i say night i dun mean 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 pm, i mean 2, 3, 4 am. Yes in this case i am talking about mcdonalds, the 24 hours and all.
I was yakking away with Jia Yi just now at mcdonalds. and this delivery man (digressing, why are delivery man usually Malays/indians?), no doubt a malay looking si peh sian of his job, to the extend that i can feel his sian-ness. Imagine delivering Mcdonalds NON-STOP.
not only NON STOP. But i can visualise delivering meals to ulu ulu parts of singapore. AT THAT HOUR. worse!! Driving a bike through GRAVE YARDS. since i suppose grave yards are usually shorter route.
YIKES!!!
Just now the Malay guy i saw was looking damn damn sian. PLUS his co-worker shouted "OIE FASTER LA, ALOT OF DELIVERY TO BE DONE". the co worker isnt even a delivery man.
SIA LA. later meet ghost how? right or not? worse till the worse. ppl prank call! wah si peh du lan isnt it?
jus noe the mudd was so sick of it that he took his time to
On a completely relevant note.
I SHALL NAME MY PET (when i got one) JAEY.
Yes yes yes, i have a friend named Jaey, NO i do not dislike him, he and Jame are my BEST online friend ever. yah Jaey was the one impersonating me by saying "i am sooooo cute" in the tag board.
ANYway, I think that Jaey name is THE CUTEST EVER!!! DID YOU HEAR ME??? I was reading "confession of a heiress" by Paris Hilton.
Digressing a while again. I saw a very funny comment abt Paris Hilton "It seemed that all Paris does is switching between saying Its Hot, Drinking, Partying, Stripping. Shopping, when one doesnt work, she just move on to the other one."
I think its uber funny. seriously.
Oya, i was talking about paris hilton, DAMN I CAN TYPE FASTER THAN I CAN WRITE AND MY FINGERS DUN GET TIRED AM I THE SUPREME TYPER OR WAD? She said "when you have a cute name, you will act cute, like my dog tinkerbell, she has a cute name, so she act cute, and like my name, Paris, i think its hot, and i am hot, when you have a glam name, you will be glam, its that simple"
SO!
I think Jaey is a super cute name. SO my pet will be super cute. Oya, I think Jaey(MSN friend) has a very cute attitude. shh, dun tell him! And its not Jaey FYI, his real name is Jayden. no. pls dun tell me he name himself Jaey to be glam/cute/wadeva. Actually at his i am not allowed to call him Jaey, then now he bo bian cos i call Jaey too fucking much, so its not his fault.
OKAY! back to the pet. Can anyone get me a pet?
I wan a: Squrriel
OR chihuahua, ya la ya la, very bimbo, but THEY HAVE SHORT HAIR so its easier to clean, PLUS the dun have huge appetite, i mean, how much can they eat?
OR a chichila. SI peh ex. wtf.
OR a pure white, short ear rabbit.
YES. ALL will be named Jaey, if i got more than one, it will be Jaeyfish (if it is a gold fish), Jaeyel (if it is a squrriel), Jaeyla( if it is a chichila), Jaeybit( if its a rabbit) and Jaeyhua( if its a chihuahua)
nice hor?
p/s DO U know that in kindergarden, no one can pronounce my name, Dayvid, only the teacher can. And they pronounced it as Rabbit.
say Dayvid 100 times, SUPER fasttttt, and it will sound like Rabbit
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