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YAY finished my exams today!!!!

Aiya, just 2 modules nia la. you think what??? BUT HOR, each module weighs 8 credits each!! OHY GOODNESS LA!!! 8 FREAKING CREDITS.

Anyway, today i had 2 invigilators. male and female. I tell you hor, the female invigilator looks si peh fucked up!! It's like she didnt get enough sex (oh dear, i think she can only blame herself for getting not enough sex because she LOOK soooo fucked up. fucked up=no sex=fucked up more, and the vicious cycle carries on)

For the first time in my life i was so disturbed by her face. Actually she IS NOT ugly, just look very buey song (not enough sex?). In fact, I cant help looking at her face. OH GOD!! what the hell is happening to me? I AM ATTRACTED TO BEAUTIFUL THINGS, NOT FUCKED UP ONES.

She is pretty well dressed. her outfit, the usual rebonded hair. BUT SHE LOOKS SO BUEY SONG!!!

That was when I thought of something. She doesnt have the Lecturer/Invigilator face. Ahha! I see you frown! "what do you mean by lecturer/invigilator face?" you ask!

OKAY!!! i explain!!

Dayvid's guide to industry faces!!

Okay, you see. when you wanna become a celebrity, i am talking about being a celebrity in Singapore, you MUST first obtain several criteria:

Guys: Cute, cannot be too old fashion (but i think your stylist will help you la, if YOU get in, that is). Tall are prefered. If you are not cute you better make sure you are relatively fit. I think Vincent Ng isnt cute at all. BUT he is fit. hey, we give and take.

Girls: No need to be tall. Unless you are models wanna-be. Chio are preferred. if not chio, better have good figure.

HUH??? acting skills??? who cares?

so, you see ar... to be a celebrity you need to look good.

SIMILARLY. If you wan to be a teacher, other than the mininum requirement (the degrees, etc) you also need to have a teacher face!

when i say teacher face, i mean faces that are presentable.

I feel that THIS is very important. If you have a presentable face (by that i mean, not looking too ugly, nerdy, serious, fucked up), students will look at you more (dun gimme the usualy bull shit abt them going to sch is to study and not to look at people, because ALL HUMANS ARE ATTRACTED to chio chio things. okay, even if the most hard working student pays 100% attention, wouldnt it be better if he pays 200% when there is a presentatble teacher?). when people are giving you attention, THEY listen, AND THEY LEARN.

I think this is brillant!

I am now resisting the temptations to post of pictures of fucked up teacher. I know one actually, but he didnt teach me, he taught i think Normal technical. and... HE IS DAMN FUCKED UP. cocky somemore. na beh!

Sebastian, i think that is his name *my sec sch ppl will nodd agressively in agreement*

Moving on.

Lemme give you a few more standard faces

Business man/women : must also look presentable. the cuter the better la.

Models: i think it depends. But those LV kind must be tall, chio chio, shuai shuai kind. but come to think of it. ALOT of advertisment models are FUGLY. esp the detergent one. YUCKS

If you work in Office from 9 to 5 kind, i think its okay to look below average. since no one can see yr face.

I imagine myself working in a lab, since i am not cute, so its alright. once again, i might not be cute, but i definately not ugly.

and YOU are also not ugly la you!!! *points finger at Pang YuYin*

of course there are exceptions. Like a ah beng being a teacher GTO. and a Bimbo being a lawyer. but those are on Tv.

Yes yes yes, i know its kinda discriminating ugly people, but face it la, its a cruel world, when you are unhappy with your looks. you can always:

dress better
take care of your complextion.
be nice to people.

Nevermind la!! its the inside that counts hor? (yeah right)

Okay, move on to another topic of the day.

My tuition teacher. NOT Json and Vina la, they are super nice can?

By that i mean the na beh JUDY who had been mentally torturing me for 5 fucking years, pri 2 to pri 6, its a wonder that i dun turn out as a freako, i think.

Heres a little background about her: 50 plus pushing 60. family friend, live on top of my ah ma. charge my alice the fee for 3 subjects, but taught only 2.

AHH, how i wish that time hor. Children are protected species. Because the Judy keep pulling my right ear. its a miracle that i dun have long earlobes on my right ear la.

There's this time i rememberi made alot of careless mistakes in my maths paper, and she counted them all, and then use her cane and woop me!! URGH, na beh, pay her money to teach still need to let her hit.

I mean, even if my mom agrees to that. I dun think its suitable for a punishment la. yes it is to serve as a punishment, and i must take the consiquences of my own actions (in this case the mistakes). Isnt it OBVIOUS that the consequences will be the lousy grade on my finals?

thus the caning is obviously EXTRA!

I made a list of ALL the injustice she had done to me, surprisingly when i told Alice she dun really care, aiya, who will believe a pri sch kid?

-she complaint to Alice that my 2 IS FUGLY. as in that time i wrote my 2 with a little circle THEN the final stroke. She claimed that she dun know wad is the number. yes that line she said is oxymoronic. because if she doesnt recognise my 2, how can she tell its a fugly 2?

-when ever i dun understand, she will bu nai fan and explain to me

believe it or not, i was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo scared that i cried once and beg Alice not to take me there.

shall tak more when i remembered :)