ON TOP!!! Yes its a Jolin J1 concert poster. Shall not say how I got it. Maybe I will, but its another topic altogether. See my bags all stacked nicely beside the ugly cupboard? They're my bags, so now when I wanna use one of those bags, gotta check closely for lizards.
Anyway, thats not the main point :D
At about 11 plus yesterday, I haf a huge craving for a piece of fat oily friend chicken skin, KFC meal!! If I am overweight, that would be the sin-est thing to do in the bible of diet(if there is one anyway), since i am desperately trying to gain like 6 kgs, that would be considered the Holiest act! who cares?
But too bad KFC close already~~ BOO! so i settled for Mcdonalds.
You see, jus now I woke up, Alice asked me 'eh, ni zuo wan qu mai mcdonalds?' meaning asking whether i went out and buy mcdonalds or not.
which is a stupid question. because.
1)no sign of being delivered. aka the brown paper bag etc. but i was too lazy telling her that it is a stupid question because she would ask another stupier questions which is 'maybe u throw away the paper bag lor' this is stupier because if i wanna throw, i would throw everything in one go, for fuck throw seperately?
yawn, too lazy to argue with alice since she is super petty.
2)make a fuss abt how i walk onto the streets so late, then according to the govt, i'll get caught (i am under 17) by POLICE and then copy my name down, BLAB BLAB BLAB BLAB...
Buying Mcdonalds after 11 is against the law? Oh my goddness!!!!!!!! dun catch me!!! go mcdonalds go and have a mass capture!!! its 24 hours!!!
the next thing she'll probably tell me is that i have to be home early or else bangalas will catch *NOOO, DUN WAN DUN WAN*
Sigh, i just cant wait to be 17, so that reason shall not be valid. WEE~
make me some aging potion will ya?
On the same night I had another craving, which is listen to some songs while sleeping, which is rather impossible because:
No MP3 *recalling tt awful day*
Cannot on the laptop and listen from there. Alice will kp abt me wasting electricity. chee bye!
Then i decided to use my sony discman!! BOO!!!!!! cannot use, as usual. cos it is damaged from the serious fall.
FEAR NOT!!! I suddenly remember i had an acient discman somewhere in the storeroom, MY first discman! bought in year 1999. WAH, so old, can put in museum liao.
This is how it looks like:
very old school hor?? but the quality sucks though.
lemme tell you how sucky it is. It is extremely old(if u call that suckiness), and fucking sensative. So sensative, that a slightest movement will cause it to 'jump track', meaning I cannot fully enjoy to Jolin's voice.
So i'll hafta be veryyyyyyyyyyy still while listening to it (i was lying on my bed with it beside me, also on the bed). Thats all? YOU BET! look, even the earphone is spoilt!!! One side has no sound in certain position, meaning the wires are broke inside or something. Thus i gotta reconnect it by adjusting it to a certain position. But I found it!!
gotta storchtape it.
But the suckiest doesnt end, it still keep jumping track cos it is damn sensative to the scratches on the CD, if u play the CD on another newer discman, it is perfectly alright!! Damn this stupid player.
no no no, its liddat since alice bought it at a cheap 96 bucks.
This is the CD:
I can almost imagine this CD screaming 'WAH I DUN WAN TO BE IN THAT LAO AH PEH MACHINE!!!! Its so degrading, Hes like 7 years old already, whilst i am just a mere 2 months(or less) LAO NIANG still in the TOP 10 in the cd sales okay? last time dayvid checked it was like number 1?'
similarly i can imagine the playing shouting 'WAH SEH ITS MY LUCKY DAY LEH!!!! i am so fucking old and cocking up and SUCH a divine CD still come here!! come come come, lai lai lai, bu yao hai xiu~~~ *tikopeh smile*"
I listened till track number 2 and i was totally sianed because of the lousy player (not sound quality hor) then decided i had enough. So stop playing it and stuff it somewhere, and sleep. which is kinda good i think, because i dun have alice asking me lots and lots of ques why such an old discman is on the bed and where is my MP3???? then i would have to tell her the truth. why should i tell her? its not like she's gonna buy me another one. and she would scold me, like i dun have enough suffering from losing an mp3. sigh, i am so sad.
and its MY money, i earned it.
Nano, anyone rich kids willing to give me yours, and tell your dad that you lose it(since yr dad is rich, he'll probably buy another one this weekend).
I sooooooooo need an MP3!!! Sembawang to clementi IS far okay????
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