Sunday, June 25, 2006

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This 2 weeks is fucking fast, when I say fast, I mean FAST. Wah lao eh, I find it extremely annoying that when I am enjoying something, the time are like super fast, whilst I am not so enjoying, the time are like super slow.

Very annoying indeed.

Those idiots who still do not get it, simply put,

I AM STARTING SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!!

The idea of rushing every morning from Sembawang to Clementi on MRT then take school bus to school is kinda sian. PLUS all my friends are not the same route with me, wth man! And I have no mp3 to accompany me to school, also no friends.

Well, people with no friends and mip3 are kinda... loser-ish right?

Worse of all, the string of projects are simply endless, one after another. Plus i have to study stuffs that I do not enjoy, at all. make a guess what is it!!! Aiya, i dun think you will bother to make a guess, cos u know i will say it out anyway. Its Info Tech, IT!!!

one word sums it all: SIAN!

notice i use the ugliest colour i can find, cos that is how i feel now, absolutely sian by school. Gotta see that stupid bitch again, C (those of you who wanna know wad her real name is, come ask me in MSN).

Since it is a new term, I shall expect many many people to have new clothes (i dun, btw, sponsor, anyone?). Including C. new clothes, new outfits, new bra, new vibrator (oops!!! i am sure she dun bring that to school, at least i dun see her using it in front of me), new ways to attract attention (oh puh-lease, flirting is so passe) blab blab blab...

If a rose by any name will still smell as sweet, then an ugly bitch in any outfit would still be an ugly bitch.

some clever people might have guessed who this girl is, and will say 'dayvid, who are u to judge her? i bet even if u pay her 4356463725 bucks she WILL not wanna have sex with you, okay? also, stop writing unreal remarks about her and we dun need to listen to your olevel standard english'

to these smart people i say 'first of all, you ARE NOT her, you know her well enough to make sure that she will not have sex with me if i pay her that amount of money? you dun, so go fuck a cow. will ya? besides, this is my blog and i say wad i wan, i DO NOT NEED to listen to your opinion, just like how u decided that you dun need to listen to my opinion. "

WOW!!! So absolutely TRUE!!!!!!!!

I met a lot of irritating people nowadays, so many, till i wonder whether i am in an alternate dimension.

1)I was in Mcdonalds that day buying supper, wah seh super long queue, cos world cup ma, so all those poor fans with no SCV have to squeeze with fellow poor fans with no SCV to watch at Mcdonalds, the big plasma TV that is avaliable.

you see, theres a certain number of tables in Mcdonalds, right? So naturally there WILL NOT BE ENOUGH tables for every fan la. So who ever got the table, gets to sit and enjoy his meal AND watch world cup. while the rest gotta stand behind and watch. seems logical and reasonable enough.

BUT! beside the counter where customers order food, there is a small table with only one seat. AND that is for people who are waiting for their food on the spot because the kitchen is not fast enough. And this table is situated at the back of the entire macdonalds (the counter is at the back, while i assume the TV is the front)

This particular fella die die also wanna sit and watch, but he was sitted, and naturally there will be soccer fans standing in front of him and obviously, blocking his view.

Thats when the irritating part comes in. THIS FELLA keep scolding people for blocking HIS view. while HE is at THE BACK!! SITTING!!!!! Whats worse is that he actually walked up to the people blocking him and asked them to shift.

oh my godness!! who he think he is? that place is not meant for you to sit (for people who are waiting for their food, as in take away). If he wants to sit, he jolly well bears the consquences!

to make thing worse, he is ugly fugly. He's in a greyish big tee shirt, with some organisation name on it, i suppose he joined the organisation like 34323635437 years ago. a thick gold framed glasses with thick lenses that are from the 80s. (WAH, so many years ago, still can wear ar, your degree wun go worse or better meh?) half the amount of hair is gone. in a plastic flip flop, really really short shorts(black).

bless this guy for coming to mcdonalds bless us!

2)i was on the train just now, and being the lasy bum i always am, i tried to look for a seat, so i was looking around, but no avail. luckily the next stop a couple alight, WEE!! SEATS!! i immediately walked there and happy place my ass on the one that is beside the glass wall, so i can rest my head. Like 4 seconds later, an indian/malay fat lady came and sit down, i dunno whether she is an indian or malay cos i was too lazy to notice her.

oh my god!

She stink!! like she didnt shower for at least 5 years. okay i know this is very mean, racist etc etc. and it could be the oil indian use. But trust me, will ya? THAT smell is certainly NOT OIL. okay? not oil! repeat after me! NOT OIL!

i would say she stink, even if she is a chinese okay? Never mind, i decided to focus on my phone conversation. and i was resting my head on the glass wall, i heard a monotonous ringtone.

it was her 8250. and she talked damn loudly.

smelly, cant focus on my phone conversation(due to her voice) means i had to stand somewhere else. hey, i do not pay 1.80 for that.

Heng heng!!! i got a place the next stop!!!

3)the same day, i was having dinner at Kopitiam at JP. and its prime time, prime day, sunday, 7 plus Pm. Dinner time. and obviously i had to wait for seat, we found a table, decided to wait fr the family to finish, they are finishing already.

but the thing is, upon knowing we are after the seats. they ate even slowly.

oh my! how can the govt allow such inconsiderate people in singapore?

yawn, shall stop here, cos i need to sleep. waking up at an UNHOLY HOUR OF 6AM!!!!!!!!

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