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I'm rather irritated/amused by the MRT services recently. well, not because of the poor services. but the people in it.

i decided to blog about MRT today, because i am a huge fan of MRT. YAY
wait, i also wanna include a very funny prank!!!

first thing first, i am ABSOLUTELY irritated by the screen installed on top of every train station. because the main purpose of the screen is TO SHOW HOW MANY MORE MINUTES TILL THE NEXT TRAIN ARRIVES. not show some fucking stupid advertisment.

i cant remember wad the advertisment was, but it is definately stupid, dumb, retarded. and i was there. STANDING, looking up, waiting for the advertisment to finish, so that i know how long is the next train.

i waited.

for a full 5 mins.

of my life.

AND THE BLOODY IRRITAING ADVERTISMENT IS STILL SHOWING. FUCK

no, the advertisment isnt 5 mins long, its just that they keep repeating it, instead of showing how many more mins.

which i believe, showing timing is MUCH more impt than showing silly advertisment.

worst of all, the whole train station only has one screen.

like me(and the rest of the human races) can see from afar. yes i know i could have walked. but that station so many people, walk wad? i forgot wad station liao la.

nowadays i keep meeting fucking irritating people on the train. just that one day, i was walking in the train, looking for a seat to sit. then in front of me is a middle age guy, and he was grabbing onto one of those hanging thingies, u know, u hold onto them if u dun wanna fall. then at the same time, he was walking

walk walk walk...

he let go one of the handle.

the handle fucking hit my head.

i jerked back

my head hit the pole behind.

si peh pain, and pai seh.

worse of it all. the man actually laughed at me. fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u cause lim peh to hit his head, never mind if u walked away without saying sorry, u still have the nerve to laugh? i hope u kena 'kiap' by the train door.

the other day was worse. i was actually taking train home, and theres 2 girls in front of me. they talk talk talk dunno talk wad, i wasnt listening anyway. then something caught my ear.

girl 1: lets talk a picture leh, long time never talk liao *takes out her camera phone*
girl 1 positioned the camera in front of them. posing already, with their smile and face.

girl 2: eh wait!! must cover the screen *using her palm to cover the screen*
girl 1: why??
girl 2: aiya, later that guy in front will see ma. so stupid!!

the guy refers to your royal highness.

i was reading CHEMISTRY FOR TODAY, and i heard this conversation. and i tot to myself 'wah, they must be pretty', then i lift up my head.

i almost died due to heart attack.

no la, not so kua zhang. but i did get a shock though...

they are both fugly.

i shall not comment on their looks. but i MUST say something. FOR FUCK THEY COVER THE SCREEN??????? if people wanna see how they look on screen, they can just LOOK AT their face. oops!!! if that is the case, they would have to cover their face while taking pic.

i am very very amused by their... intelligence.

they need brain cells. seriously. okay, just girl 2.

now i am very tired, the prank thingy shall be another day.

before i go. i shall show u guys something.

about 14 years ago... theres this boi.