STUPID

i was rewatching my dear's Scary Movie 3 again. and theres this part that never fails to make me laugh. and i wanna share it.

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[on the phone]
Cindy: Hello?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willie Mays?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Tabitha's Voice: [indistinct] Seven days.
Cindy: What?
Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of.
Tabitha's Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes. Perfect.
Tabitha's Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Seven days. Oh, my God. I'm gonna die next Monday?
Tabitha's Voice: Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now.
Cindy: So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour? Tabitha's Voice: Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
Cindy: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
Tabitha's Voice: Well, that depends. What holiday?
Cindy: Martin Luther King Day.
Tabitha's Voice: Then no.
Cindy: Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off.
Tabitha's Voice: Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather have that.

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si peh funny, funnier if u watch it yourself. fucking nice!!!

and yes, i know this movie is acient.....

speaking of media...

WHY JACK NEO AND MARK LEE wun stop bothering us with their lame and silly shows? its been like wad? 14 years? of their funniest. i wan something new

the huan le dian feng is the worse of the worst. si peh lame sia...

anyway, just now i watched the TV, and i saw Sun Wu Kong on the TV. and i said 'wah lao, chou si leh' meaning that monkey god is fugly.

well.. alice said 'wah, bu yao luan luan jian hua' meaning asking me to shut the crap up.

but its so true!!!!! the monkey god is fugly, wad? if u are a god, people cant say u are fugly(which is true)??? although u might say tat that is my opinion, trust me. u would say that too if u saw the show. i tried to googled for the photo, but cant find it. instead i saw a whole load of indian gods..

anyway.... when u are ugly, u are ugly, regardless of race, language , religion, tribes, sexuality, gender? why cant the monkey god cant use his magic to make himself look.. better? and try to stop making his face look so bloody red. the one from hong kong, acted by zhang wei jian is perfectly alright. afterall, the monkey god combat the white bone bitch, spider bitch RIGHT?

yah yah... he's too holy to care about appearences. but heard of 'ren kao yi zhuang, fuo kao jing zhuang'?

OKAY, i have a shit load of works to do, so i shall make the last one short..

Channel U is damn bo liao. cos i was watching the commercials on 'meng ping tu'. you know, by those people who can sing but cannot act de la... and they showed Kelly Poon and wadeva his name is, OH ya, is jun yang! and they were at the beach. typical, ALL asia love story's are bound to happen on beach at least once (break ups, probably).

and kelly said something damn bo liao, if i heard it i would probably roll my eyes and say 'What ever!!!!'

she said: (i translated it to english) the waves will wash away those unhappy memories....

KAO, SI PEH TYPICAL... some more go all the way yo east coast to do such things... abit... waste time. might as well go arcade and labelled those monsters as your 'unhappy memories' and then shoot till your heart's content!!!

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