things i hate

WOOSH, i can finally online, after a week of lousy, fugly, crappy desktop. and i am now typing this blog entry on my laptop, ON MY BED. i know all of you will go 'big deal', but wadeva. okay, here is a super long entry, some of my thoughts, my friggin life. and of course, wad i think. by the way, go take a cup of coffee. or something, in case u are sleepy.


TOP 10 things David, sex-god wannabe hate most.

10)Children who jump/shouts/cry/run/jog/skip in public.

by public... i mean
a)train station, train, like they would then run up and down the train, hug onto the pole and swing around it like pole dancer. erm, i do admit i used to do that, and i was 10, i felt so totally ashamed of it. serious. i hope no one remembers that 7 years ago a boy who was all dressed in blue from head to toe.
b)bus, this is not so serious. since i hardly find any stupid and f-ed up kids doing such funny funny stuffs there.
c)MCDONALD'S, yeah, parents with loads of chldren are fond of going there. KFC too.
d)LIBRARY. i know i know, parents with loads of children are also fond of going there and god-knows-wad they are doing. however, i realised that many parents are also brainless. i wonder wad they do with their brain. seriously. they take their kids to the library. pick a book, sit at the children section, particularly in front of bookshelfs. and then read out LOUD, like they they are peparing their kids for oral. oral reading la, not oral-sex. silly *smile... sneakily*
e)shopping malls. except for the fountain at bugis junction, since it is totally fun. i admit. haas. i used to bring extra set of clothes whenever i go there. and last year, u pushed, i think yong ning inside.

okays, enough of point 10, lets move on to point 9

9)ironically, its also linked point 10. but i dun care, i wanna say it out. Parents who scold/hit their kids in public, who performed the following acts in point 10.

you might go 'why? i thought u shouldnt be against these actions done by parents'

simply because i think this is..

a)uncivilised. imagine where-ever u go, u see parents going about hitting their kids. it s no surprise that singapore tourism fell if this happens everyday.
b)un-feeling. to these parents: u try going out with your parents and see if u like it if they scold you in public. or worse, slap you, its true, i saw that before! serious!!!!!!

side note: u might all go 'u so good u go take care la'

actually, i have no idea on wad to do if my children performs the stunts. i think i will make a terrible father. because i dunno how to care of my children. wad kind of father does nothing but MSN, watches TV, talk about movies, and then eat mcdonalds all week?

i'll tell you, an irresponsible one. like me. period.

thats why raising kids is so hard, i would never wanna have any kids. unless i change my mind. for that lets salute to all responsible parents. !

moving on...

8)people who are gonna drop their head on me on the train, while they are sleeping.

especially in the morning, when everyone are so god damn tired. due to various reasons such as work, CHILDREN, sex, school.
i have such bad experience about it.

one night, after my work, i was so god damn tied, and i was working in orchard, marriott hotel. then my legs are gonna break from the long hours of standing, so i decided to take the train to marina bay then BACK to sembawang. so i confirm will get a sit.

i did, of course.
and then this indian guy, middle age, got onto the train, i think it was either city hall or dobby gaute. then he sat beside me and fall asleep almost immediately. and he was tilting (is that the right word? my english sucks la) on my side.

REALLY GONNA FALL ON MY ANYTIME SOON!!!!!!!

theres no fucking way i am gonna give up my seat. because i wasted extra 10 stations travelling. and my legs are gonna break.

just a note: wad would u do if such things happen to you?

thank god he didnt drop on me, and when i reached sembawang, i was happily alighting off the train.

by the way, an indian lady, with really bushy hair. tied it up into a pony tail (this pony should do something abt her tail) sat beside me, and she was talking to her daughter,m she turned her head, and her pony tail keep brushing my neck. i was so so so so so disgusted by that and left my seat.

on a second note:why all incidents mentioned indians? i am not racist hor, just so happen indians are involved. esp the first one, also got chinese la, one is a ACJC boy.

7)those idiots who always WANNA GET IN FIRST LIKE THERE ARE GOLD IN THE TRAIN. without applying the rule of 'let passengers alight first'

this so happens in those neighbourhood stations, such as bishan, amk... etc etc
among aunties.
i so dunno wad is their problem lor.

and it so happened to me before, i was the passenger of cos.

here goes.

i was meeting ricky, and already late le, meeting at bishan station. then i wanna get outta the train, the door shoot open. bunch of aunties rushed in and then die die wun let me pass. all they care is about gettin in. THEN BEFORE I GET TO GET OUT THE BLOODY DOOR CLOSED. I WAS SO FED FED FED UP WITH THE AUNTIES. AND THEY HAPPILY SAY HOW LUCKY TO SQUEEZE IN. forgive them? like fuck i will.
to make things worse. the next stop is braddel, i hafta get out, climb to the top. walk across the platform, then climb down so i can take the other train back to bishan.
of cos i didnt la. hahahaha, i take the train to toa payoh. tts wad? 4 stops wasted?


6)THE lady at mcdonald who...

ordered a HAPPY MEAL for her kid(btw, i love parents who buy happy meals for their kids)
asked wad toys are given
demand to see all toys
decide for 2 mins on wad toys to choose
once everything is settled, like the food and drink, she wanted to test whether the toy works or not. thus wasting everyone's time other than her own, she seems satisfied abt being so choosy.

thats wad i wanna say to her, but i didnt (cos i am a good, polite, contact lenses wearing boy)

FOR GOD, ANGELS, ARCHANGELS, CHERUBINS, CLOUD ATTENDANCE, CLOUD MAKER, RAINBOW FARIES, WOOD NYMPHS'S SAKE, ITS JUST A FUCKING FREE TOY.
Wait... its too long, saying that will waste everyone's time

i change.

'auntie, faster la, its a fucking free toy, dun waste our time'

YAY. 354524568375697 CHEERS TO DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5)people making huge orders at mcdonalds. i know its not their fault, but i cant help feeling fed up. when u see the prices on the screen showing 'total: $23.60'
anyone will get fed up. i know. even a innocent, polite, contact lenses wearing boy will get upset.

4)WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe tHiS LoR.

to add to that, including ppl who type 'i lUb YoU lAoGoNg 4EvEr'
and then ppl under 'who am i seeking' in friendster.

they'll go... no liar, no backstabber, no bitches, no snobby people, no smokers, no wad-ever...

when ever i read this, i feel like singing 'Perfect world'

and also... moi...eu... yadda yadda yadda

side note: moi isnt pronounced as 'you', its pronounced as 'MUAH', its french.

back to wad i hafta say. COME ON THE WORLD ISNT PERFECT.

as for the smoking part, i can understand, since second-hand smoke is way badder than first hand.
u tell me, who doesnt lie? i lied to my parents. almost on a regular basis.
i speak bad about people behind their back, like u DUN.
my point is, put something more relistic, in my opinion, people who says they wanna meet 'jay chou' is way more relistic than ppl who says no liars.... etc etc, for all you know, jay chou might have a friendster account. i know adraino from campus superstar has one.

some are worse, some said 'nice people'

my advice to them, go drown yourself then u can go to heaven and meet god, cant get any better.

3)ppl who complain abt their life in their blog. indulge in self pity. saying how grey... world is,,,, falling apart... blabbbbb i dunno la, i usually close the window before i get to finish reading.

they might be venting, and may feel better talking it out. but most blog i read, the authors didnt talk abt the problem, all they say are how life sucks.

of cos i have my low time. and i talk to someone abt it THEN HOW LIFE SUCKS. not immediately HOW LIFE SUCKS. first, this makes ppl go bored cos all they hear is your shits, not the problem itself

2)girls who take pic in a head tilted-downwards, eyes look up to the camera, acting cute/pretty. i said it before.

and the number 1 things that i hate

1)those mcdonalds part-timer, workers whose primary priority is to give out chilli sauce.

this.i.dun.understand. because why like 19/20 times i buy stuffs from them, they always give out chilli sauce leh???? i know singaporean likes spicy stuffs, but still...

i dun like

up next, 10 things i love most.

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