WAN TON MEE BITCHES

WAH SEH I tell you I am SUPER pissed off today! No not because got a extremely loud China middle age guy sitting in front of me in the train and talking EXTREMELY.

aiya, since i already said it I might as well finished it. You see, today i had an early day off, so i board the train and sleep on the train, NOT the kind of sleep where you tilt your head to some angle and the person beside you keep worrying when will you fall on her.

Is the kind of sleep which i lean my head on the glass panal beside, cos i got corner seats ma.

Halfway through my sleep, dunno what station, got a chian guy came and sat down infront of me. and he was talking extremely loud, so loud that i was woken, people all around looking at him.

The funny thing is that he don't know that people around him are looking at him. He still continues to talk very loudly, and the people beside him are also as pissed off as I am.

Speaking of trains, I board the train at Jurong East (its the last station ma) and seated down, reading my book, then I overheard a mother talking to her 9 years old.

Mother "You see that uncle sitting oppsite?"
Son "Ya, why leh?"
Mother "I think he was supposed to alight at Jurong, he still sleeping"
Son "then go wake him up lor"
Mother "Dun wan la, not out problem also"
Son "Okay"

SEE? Typical Singaporean.

I woke the uncle up and he thanked me, and left in a hurry. While the typical singaporean mother looked at me like I was a alien

okay, enough digression, back to what really PISSED ME OFF.

You see, I was saving money up and limiting myself to spend only 5 bucks per day. But somehow yesterday i overspent and thus today i left with 3 bucks, ALL COINS.

Then I was super happy. When I reached sembawang, I intend to buy 3 bucks worth of Old Chang Kee to eat la. but suddenly realised i should get a decent meal la, 3 bucks can eat wad?

Eat wanton mee lor, not bad, eatable. So i ordered 3 bucks worth of wanton mee.

The lady over th counter said okay, then proceeded on to gimme noodles, then pass on to the next lady to add the sauce, veges, meat, soup, and rubbish to it la

YOU KNOW WHAT THE NEXT LADY DID? She used a pair of tongs to take up the vege, one look and i know its for a serving, she put the vege onto my plate. TAKE OUT 5/6 OF IT. oh my holly crap.

1/6= 2 leafs, and a pathetic stalk.

KAO EH!!!!!!!!!!!! SO LITTLE CAN???????????????

If i buy 3 bucks worth of things, YOU better make sure you provide 3 bucks worth of services!

Again Again: Emphasize on the "put normal serving, take out 5/6 of it away"

And the ultimate pissing me off it:

I just stood there and never say anything, i let the whole injustice take place. okay la, i silently scold her "urgh, those bitches"

and then walk again.

Its not the matter of 3 bucks, its principle.

I WILL NEVER EAT WAN TON MEE FROM THAT STALL AGAIN!!!!!

see!! thats why we should all support support mcdonalds. they cant never cut down on the stuffs. tou gong jian liao.

What you mean Mcdonalds' not healthy???

The fries are too salty?? you can ask for no salt fries darlins

They got sell apples, etc etc etc and additional rubbish okay? I heard from my tutor Json tat (he said it in a JOKING tone) if mcdonalds heard you complaining that their food is not healthy, they will sue your ass off lol

cos they offered those rubbish.

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This part onwards I will sound like a total himbo, dun puke okay? give face la can?

I was extremely happy that day when i finished 2 huge bars of chocolates, cos they are SUPER nice. then i wanted to finish them quickly cos they give me pimples la.

Today my mom bought SOMEMORE!!

not only chocolates, but along with crackers, NOGURTS, and FAMOUS AMOS!!

wah seh!

I decide to be very kind to her so i give her 4 numbers that i saw in my dream, dun ask me what are the numbers, cos i wun share!