loser shows

Today was great, I had a great unprotected sex in Ngee Ann Poly sports hall's bathroom. I was feeling orgasmic for 5 hours straight after the sex. hmm, that shows how great the sex is!!!

just kidding!

Now I got your attention :P

Today's topic shall be on Loser Shows.

such as this, and today ep of this.

I didn't watch both obviously, but i know enough to blog about them.

First of all, I shall say: I HAD ENOUGH OF SUCH SUB STANDARD TEEVEE SHOWS ALREADY!!!

Don't these people(aka the contestant) realise that what they are doing is extremely annoying, and people are laughing at them, and not with them? I had to close my room's door whenever the my dad is watching them, and laughing at them too. So I do not hafta listen to their crap, lousy voice/songs, ugly dance and other buey hiao baih acts.

You see, THIS is the problem i think we Singapore are facing. I do not know about the states and all so i shall leave them alone. Forget about illegal bettings, drugs, teenage sex, this is obviously MORE serious than those. Alice said 'we pay 100 plus bucks every years, and they keep showing us repeat shows such as Holland Village (third time liao le leh, BUEY SIAN MEH), and disturbing people doing disturbing acts"

Clearly, this is whole disturbing acts are getting outta hand already. And I think because of one common thing: fame. they want fame.

I know what to do with these disturbing people. Mediacorp should fake a season 2 of this, then all these contestants will be lured to join right? then the judges aka mark lee shall say 'erm, i think i like your performance, good good good, you're in" to EVERY one who is joinging this contest. Then the big day, which is the final round of audition, the govt shall send an army of SWAT members and have a mass capture, whilst mark lee shall say that this is part of the audition, they will be too busy thinking about fame to actually bother to resist the handcuffs.

Then this group of people shall be brought to Area 51, hidden from the rest of the normal people. And are MILITARY treated, the 'love right, love right love' stuffs., They will still be thinking about fame to resist the training. BUT!!! when they try to be funny, the officers will punish them heavily by attending proper singing lesson, proper dancing lesson, they will be so customed to these punishments that they can no longer sing funny.

Those who managed to act normal now, shall be released. Whilst the rest that are still trying to be funny, shall stay inside.

This is brilliant, because 1)No more loser shows, 2)When they are out, people can ask them about area 51, which the whole world is trying to know!

perfect plan!

If only the govt reads my blog. :P



Heeheeheehee!!!

KARMA KARMA!!!!

Jame was teasing me at how i kena kiaped by the holy gates at the train station, NOW finally his turn to be kiaped by the train door. OIE! Dun laugh okay? later you turn to be Kiapped.

I think everyone should be kiaped at least once in their life time. So they will know how it feels.

By the way, are my post getting meanier and meanier? Nowadays i cant seem to blog out my thoughts without getting bomb by people liao le.