GS

I was actually blogging something and then my laptop's battery went flat, i put on the AC charger. then happily blog away. when i am gonna finish it, the whole laptop gave up, i nearly jumped outta my skin. but realised i didnt on the charger, how fucking stupid can i get?

anywaym now i am determined to make this entry BETTER than the previous one. here goes,
i screwed up my life, because of some harsh decision i made. and i chose Biotech.

DUN even ask me why i chose biotech, i just wake up one morning and go 'i think i take biotech'. and VOILA, BIOTECH STUDENT I AM. now i am studying something called IT stuffs, which i will learn how to do spread sheets, well, i learnt how to on the computer today, i learnt how to save documents... AMAZING!

then i was taking CELL BIOLOGY, and the video we saw are some ang moh videos on cells, animations, and the narrator speaks so bloody fast and i was like 'knn, speak slower will die is it?'

so i decide that the video is too fast for me, wadeva!! and began to day dream, wad am i day dreaming about? i dreamed that i, David Chia, has invented a cure for AIDS and other STDS. it is a one time process, you only swallow a Blue Pill, why is it blue? cos its my favourite colour, in case u haven notice when u stumpled upon my blog.

okay, i shal name it GOD SENT. and i am the only one who can make it, dun ask me why, i didnt day dream in depth. and shall sell it at 10 bucks per pill, AND u dun have to consume it daily, just 1 time, and u are CURED! but i shall sell it to the BASTARD *point at him* at a price of 100 bucks, cos 1)he probably cant afford it cos he spent all his money on crack, 2)even he can afford it, he will be mad at me that i am selling 10 bucks to other people. 3)if he wanna boycott me, he shall die of STDS.

every room in the world will go like this...

Guy- hey baby, wanna do it?
gurl- nah, STDs are on the rise
guy- fuck it, i can afford some GS, if we are so unlucky.
gur- oh yeah, u are so damn right, sure, lets do it.
guy- on your kneels, NOW

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gur- oh baby... that was... not serious, right?
guy- duh...

months later...

gur-hey, i got STDs, because of you
guy- FUCK it, cant u see i am busy *doing it*
gur- KNN
guy-heres 10 bucks go get GS
gur- okay, bye then


god, i think it is amazing!! i shall save so many many people (not to mention problems, but tts not my problem). and i shall win the NOBEL PRIZE. i soon will be trillion-bucks worth. and my sex videos will be all over the world, and i no longer remember how poor i am when i was 17, in fact, i shall be invited to do a reality show called 'THE SIMPLE LIFE, GUYS EDITION' where i can go 'this is so gross' and then attend the coolest party ever! Paris Hilton Style

i shall be on the list of 'top 10 most fuckable guys in the world'

okay i sound so buey hiao biah.

by that time i shall throw a PARTY OF THE YEAR. and invite ALL of my friends, yes shi hua bronson ricky florence chun rong i will invite u people heeheehee. even that Bastard. why invite him, u ask, cos he was once my friend too, well, for like a week before he hates me. at the party, i shall throw a bunch of bills in his face and laugh at him, like wad he did to me(the laughing, not money part). he will be so so so fucking angry and humiliated by me and decide to boycott me. how? by not buying my GS. well, u see, in order to live AND not buy my GS, he will have to lead a sex free life. and die a fucking virgin. heeheehee... whilst all of us(those who hate him) can dance upon his grave. celebrating this wonderful occasion. hee hee hee

i sound like a sadist. but hell with it.

then in africa, where so many many poor kids are suffering from STDs, i shall give it to them for free. and they all grow healthy. and then...

realised that i am their savior and worship me. a new religion shall be formed, called DAVIDISM. and of cos the guy who hates me will go around talking bad about me. well, by this point of time, wadeva he says will be considered rubbish, i mean, who will believe him?

then all my worshippers shall nail him on a giant red dartboard. and invite me in a sedan and i shall personal throw darts at him.

oh dear i sound so bad...

REWIND, BACK TO THE PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH.

then all my worshippers shall nail him on a giant dartboard. and invite me in a sedan and i shall say 'oh dear, why is he being nailed? let him go, he is a living thing!!!, i creat GS to help mankind, not expecting you people to nail others onto giant dartboard, and the dartboard isnt even blue'

and they let him go

and all shall shout 'ALL HAIL DAVID THE BOY'

okay, i shall stop day dreaming!