TAN!

I have something to share,

My actual surname is Tan, not Chia

David Tan Jia Wei

To think i have actually lived 18 years with David Chia Jia Wei!

I found out because Alice asked me to sit down because she wanted to tell me something important, so i asked her what can be more important that studying for my aquaculture common test which is tomorrow. she said "Your real background"

I stop studying and turn around and asked "wad about it?"

She said when she gave birth to me, the nurse brought me away from her the instant i was born and she was given a baby after 3 days or so (i was born in KK hospital, not very atas, but nobody cares), she thought it was HER baby.

after a few years she brought me to some check up and the nurse informed her that my blood and her blood is totally different, and actually i belong to some family (turns out that family also got go and do baby checkup), Tan something, but they cannot locate the family because they have all migrate to Australia already.

Of course alice is upset! but she brought me up like her own.

now that im 18, she said i deserve the right to know.

kidding! !!!


HAHAHAH, YOU TOTALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FOR REAL??????? okay its actually like 2/3 real. the Tan part and the baby switching part.

I really got mother fucking switched (weak pun) and thankfully ALICE RECOGNIZED ME! (ahhh, maternal instincts). and asked the nurse to double switch it back.

WAH LAO THIS KIND OF THING CAN SUI SUI BIAN BIAN ONE MEH?!?! I heard from alice that the nurse for demoted or suspended or something. *shrugs*

back to the Tan part,

I attended my cousin's wedding yesterday, Jeffery TAN







Jeffery TAN, and its my father's brother's son, so by right his surname is Chia. Then i asked alice how come is Tan not Chia, alice said

"oh, because when ah gong come to singapore and is not a singapore citizen, he needs a singaporean's IC to apply for housing, then the person who's IC used happens to be a Tan"

WTF? how can like that? Choose so common surname for what sia?! choose surname like Ferrari, Hilton, Keneshiro.... ANYTHING that sounds exotic!

David Ferrari Jia Wei or David Ferrari for short. I can get used to it!

I have no problem knowing that the surname is tan, but i was hoping something more... dramatic!

Like who fucked who, then who died, then the baby got to this family etc etc etc

hehehehhehehe

I told Meiqi that and the baby switching part and she told me its like some korean show called 秋天的童话 which involves some incest, baby switching. and i got super confused.

so she drew it out:



from the diagram, you can tell that there is alot of switching here and there. WAH STILL GOT HEART SOME MORE

I asked her wad happens in the end and she said "the poor girl died, DUH!!!!! someone has to die!!!!!"

god bless all sad korean shows.

moving on to happier topic!

FISH AND CO with secondary school gang




Jeremy, shi hua, ricky and me.

FYI, Jeremy is in SP and he said that he got into Semi finals for some eating competition, he ate like 1 pandan cake, 3 carrots, 1 corn, 1 plate of rice in a swift 7 minutes!

expected one lor! in secondary school he always take my food and eat. but i dun mind la! come to think of it. we are always project partners in sec 1, he sits beside me for the whole of sec 2, 2 tables away from me for sec 3, and behind me for the whole of sec 4!

I know shi hua in end of sec 1 when i join choir (what? cannot ar?) then bitch together, finally end up in the same class in sec 3, and i got closer with her gang which consist of hui fang, clara, florence, joanna. until joanna and clara grew apart from the gang.

Ricky was from my primary school (anderson) and we never breath a word to each other until sec 3, where i sat beside him during geography classes.

Sec 4 he keeps talking about huifen to me since he is soooooo crazily in love with hui fen, who is in my class since sec 1 until... poly year 2

ahhh those times!


Fish Practicals


i wanted to upload a video of the whole process but youtube kinda fucked up. So i upload pictures instead






my turn...




thank god i got blocked nose that day so i cant smell anything fishy (pun intended). I saw meiqi wanting to puke!


Hamster (SILLY)

i got new toilet for my hamster!

there it is:




I think the hamster will be attracted to the smell and shit/pee there. so i dun have to clean the cage often, which looks like crap:





the cage's door is loose, so need to tie it back in case silly escape, the top has a hole, so i covered it with masking tape. in case silly escapes. Its time to get a new cage!

i wanted to buy from yahoo auction, but i think its quite filthy.

a picture of Silly (i will get dayly-ly soon)




so cute! cant stand it!

look what Ian (18 years old one, not the 22 years old one, who happens to have a physique like a Greek sex god) said






Dun understand? its time to catch up with some tabloids yeah?

WHORING TIME!

EVERY BLOGGER needs to whore every now and then, I dun care if you disagree this is my blog and i post what i like, i can post pictures of my dick (which is a relatively considerable size mind you!) and its none of your problems, bitch.








LASTLY....





Dun ask me what is Selwyn doing, im sure he doesnt even know it himself.