porn, funeral, paris hilton

Im getting mad!

I've got like 30 gigs of porn (from Ian) and I have no urge to watch it!

Ian "you die le la!"

MY GOD! What is happening to me?!?!?!
"relax dayvid, you are just sian of the same fucking thing over and over again" a voice told me. Wah so i must switch to gay animal incest porn ar?!? thats sick, and hard to find, and those animals are so ugly.


okay fine i admit i watched one. WHAT? cannot ar? I bet your father/brother does that too!

I walked pass Pearl Centre (yangtze cinema) that day and i saw cheesy porn flick being advertised, so funny! and i said to Selwyn "eh find one day go watch those cheesy porn flick leh, like very funny like that"

When i say i wanna watch i mean for the sake of experience NOT the porn itself (im not interested, PLUS i have like 30 gigs in my ipod, like HELLO?). Selwyn said "eh very dirty one leh"

"erm, like ghost-dirty kind or the semen-stained dirty kind?"

"semen-stained kind la ah duh!!"

"aiya nvm la i wanna watch it!"

"ya la ya la what ever la"

disgusting old ah pehs wanking off in the cinema! I'll blog about it. maybe take a few clips! And I will tell u if i meet your grandfather there ar k?

oh by the way, the posters are all hand painted, i think its super old school, and i wonder the guys who painted the erotic posters get a boner or not

on a completely different note...

I've got 2 bloody cuts from inline skating that day (i didnt wear socks la thats why), so say goodbye to my fabulous sexy legs, and i got my hand cut by a bloody plant just now. and my finger got cut by a bloody scissor that day while cutting a pair of pants during work (no im not a tailor)

Hmmm... i shouldnt be whining about all these because its very unglam for a 18 years old guy to talk about such cheesy stuffs.

Back to a, ahem, more serious topic"

Who will attend my funeral when i die?

I was talking to selwyn and he said his friends wun even know if he is dead. I think about it. OYAH ME ALSO HOR.

Actually when im dead, the most it can happen is just me not onlining consistenly(at all) and my MSN friends whom i seldom talk to, or never, will just carry on with their mundane life. not noticing the "Dayvi.dd (NINJA BOYFRIEND)" is in red. which means Offline.

I think the person would probably know is Jia Yi, since Alice likes to call him (more about that later) and Alice would probably sob and call jia yi to inform him about my death. FROM jia yi the news will probably spread to Wilson, Shi Ying, Edalene, Zinc.

THESE people are not from my sec/poly. I mean, jia yi and zinc are fm NP la. but not my course.

SO!! my sec school friends wun even know! of cos they wun attend if they dunno la. dumb dumb.
so in the end i think the people that will come are just my relatives, jia yi and gang(i hope).

JIA YI IM RELYING ON YOU TO RELAY THE MESSAGE ALREADY. (no im not gonna die yet! JUST IN CASE, i still wanna live)

Just to prove my point, I had stomach flu, fever, diarrhea all in one go yesterday and only selwyn, alice, ming hua knows! okay, shi ying also know cos she wanted to jio me out for dinner.

So no friends will come to my funeral :(

I've learnt something today, from Paris Hilton (yeah very dumbass to learn from her, what? cannot ar?!)

REMEMBER THIS "WHEN YOU DO NOW WANT TO DO SOMETHING, DO IT THE WRONG WAY, SO YOU WOULDNT BE ASKED TO DO IT AGAIN"

ahhahahah so spoilt!