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Why do you read my blog?

I've figured out that some people put counters on their blog (like me) and i wanna know something,

What the fuck is the counter for?

I know wad. It shows how popular you are. :) just as well, Friendster testimonials also the same, the more the better. i've only got like 89 or something, whilst some people have 5ooo! woo!

I wondered, does anyone bother to write any real testimonials anymore? instead of just copy and paste some HTML that makes up fancy fonts, some crappy nonsense, all shiny designs, all the glam stuffs.

who bothers to read all 5000 anyway?

I rather have a real testimonial of what other thinks of me. rather than 5000 (half of which aint even real testimonials). okay fine, im basically a loser who doesnt have any testimonials, a typical case of sour grapes. what ever, dude.

small digression. back to my main point, why do people put up counters? like me?

i guess it shows how popular your blog is. the more click the more attention you re getting, hopefully, someday some huge ass company might see your blog and go "hmmm, this guy/girl is quite popular, i should advertise with him"

ala Xiaxue.

so if you are a fucking loser with a counter that jumps 2 per week, i guess all you can do is to click refresh with your right hand, and continue to masturbate to gay animal porn with your left hand. then you counter will jump jump jump.

same with tag board. some people love people taggin their tag board, be it nonsense or wad. the more frequent the tags happen. the more popular you seem to be. (aka ppl coming to yr blog).

tsk tsk tsk... i have alot of things i wanna say, but hard to put them in a logically order.

so i just say whatever that somes into my mind.

I was reading some guy's blog and his blog seems to be receiving alot of attention, all the tags his friends had tagged. I take a look at the content. ALOT of pictures, all heavily photoshopped. nothing much when it comes to contents.

But seems to work for him, his blog is all fanciful, nicely done HTML, loads of links. blab blab blab...

Then i look at mine. Plain defult blue skin, which blogger provides, a tag board which is practically dead, no comments left by people, just a counter than jumps about 30 per day. no fanciful designs. no glam decorations, no photoshopped pictures (i dunno how to photoshop, diploma in Biotech, not Mass Comm)

I realised something that i want :)

I want people to come here for the entries. Silly thoughts of mine, i tried to be funny, inject humor into most of my entries (sorry this entry i dun think there will be any funny thing, as u can see, is a rather serious post).

I want people to come here to READ my posts, not see fanciful photoshopped pictures.

I dun have a fit body

Im not cute, or handsome.

If Julian Hee is considered Hot, then im probably room temperature or something. of cos, depends on which room you are in.

Basically according to singapore standard i think im about room temperature. Which is about 25 degrees (sian, 25 degrees is abit cold)

Im not famous. I dun spend blog about my new purchases much (in case u dunno), im not like some rich kids who buy new clothes.

So whats attracting people to read my blog?

1) They are my friends and wanna know what ive been up to. MingKai reads everyone's blog he can find and tells me stuffs.
2) Come here to laugh at my silly thoughts about stuffs that are not impt
3) they sincerely like my posts.

Well, I dun post heavily photoshopped pictures, I dun report on my spendings often, i dun report on who i go out with etc etc etc. But I do want to make people like my blog because of its humor im injecting into my posts.

:)

If you like the posts, do carry on reading. If you dun like, well, i suggest you go read some blogs that are heavily HTML-ed or smth.

I do want to make people laugh with me, not at me la!!

*shrugs* I came across this guy's blog and I was telling Brian that i dun like this kinda guys. (i think i said smth along that line)

me: some people are just so deluded!

Brian: y?

me: i look at their pictures, then their blogs, he said dunn wad went for interview for modelling etc, blag la. alot of nonsense, then need to get some portfolio right? like 3 to 4 hundres, and he end off with "because of money sometimes people need to forgo their dreams"

Brian: crap la

me: i find the last sentence very superficial lor

Brian: very

Eh, i dunno la. My fifth sense (mean girl pun!!) is telling me that this guy is very superficial. in a way. hope u get wad i mean la, if u dun, its okay, cos i think its quite confusing.

In case you dunno, i read it somewhere that if an agency decided to sign you up for modelling. they will bear the cost of the portfolio. You aim as an model is to earn money, not spend them before u earn them. geddit?

later i ask Joseph to see whether its true or not. Cos he was a model.

btw, i show u a funny picture



i think its the funniest picture i've ever seen on the net. other than some 14 to 18 years old chao ah lian trying to act chio act cute.

and You alll know britney used to look like this right??






now she look like this:




What the hell happened? Its kinda sad that ugly things happen to good looking poeple. Okay just as well, we wouldnt want ugly things happened to ugly people, thats plain sad.


But i have a slight idea of why she decided to shaved off her hair, i wanted to say chopped off, but is that even consider chopping?

Because i heard she suffers from depressions and want to start afresh!

AND thats what happened to me! (no i didnt kena depression)

I feel abit down, and sian nowadays! And decided to chop off my hair.

at about 3 pm, 9 outta 10 guys in orchard road has hair thats shorter than mine, about 4pm, 9 outta 10 guys in orchard road have longer hair than me.

Actually i wanted to cut short but the chee bye guy cutted it till its so god damn hideous that it really redefine the meaning of ugly!

so now my hair is like super short.

surprisingly, i felt better!!


Before haircut:



After haircut:


Very short, reminds me of the time in secondary school, at least i have blonde streaks.

:)

Just now blogged awhile and Jaey had to disturb me:

-image removed because Jaey keep pestering me to remove it-

tsk tsk tsk, why cant see!!