here goes!

This sign means that the selected tees shops usually have are now for sale at 8 bucks.
HOWEVER!!!!

READ carefully, it says 'MIN 3 pieces'.
okay, this is abit mentally challenged.
wad does 'min 3 pieces' mean?
a) 3 for 8 dollars?
b) 8 for 3 dollars?
c) you have to buy at least 3 pieces THEN the shop will sell you for 8 bucks each .
the Answer is C.
So next time you see such signs, dun go and fucking ask the sales person can buy one piece or not. the answer is probably no. if you buy one piece, you probably need to pay the original price, depending on the shop's policy.
Also, signages are meant to tell the prices. SO! next time dun ask the sales person (like me), how much is it. if the person is very eng is okay to ask. but if during huge huge sales period. asking such questions is being very kiam pah (meaning asking for punching).
so, according to the simple logic i mentioned. the reversible tees are 8 bucks. geddit? i know you will, but some people JUST dun geddit, like aunties... china people... bangalas. and alot more.
MOVING ON

pardon the Mcdonalds' sign lookalike.
so, can you inerpret wad does this sign means?
"storewide up to 60% off"
THIS basically means that there are many many discounts of different percentage. but the highest percentage of discount is 60%. JUST because this sign is placed beside a bunch of berms means that those berms are for 60%.
if you dunno how many discount are for that particular item. ASK!
God i hate customers who dun ask and always assume things themselves.
speaking of asking, i also hate customers who speaks in 0.00325435 decibels. might as well shut up and dun ask anything. its so irritating.
haiz. i hate alot of things, people blasting their phone/smelly people etc etc etc. but that post of for another day.
today a bunch of people came in and they fucking stinked the whole SnK. i really feel like buying a can of air fresheners and sprayed the whole store, because it is simply too disgusting. one of them tried on the caps worn by FOXY (a mannequin). and place it back without buying.
i told Bambang (cute ar the name) that the cap is now cursed. si peh smelly. and worse of all is that the bunch of them came in. only one bought a pants. and left the shop leaving a fucking mess. na beh!
For your info, FOXY is not a brand for mannequin, Ina gave her this name. we have Samuel, Kevin, Mary, Jessica, Patrick. The rest i haven name them yet.
other than the shitty smelly/stupid/hao lian/weird/kiasu customers, we also have very nice one.
but more rare. like 1 outta 10.
so little hor.
i dun take meeting shitty customers as a form of back luck, cos i met them everyday, cant be everyday have bad luck wad. but recently i really bad luck sia.
I lost my Ipod.
my Motorola v3 spoilt. and it cost $255 to repair. of cos i not repairing la! DUH
i got transferred to ViVo City to work. YUCKS. so far. and the shop so small. and the in charge there, according to some girl (alot of ppl confirmed this), that the in charge is an old fag who backstabs people.
i cant stand such people. who can?
omg! means i cant stand myself too! cos i badmouth about people!
wadeva. they re asking for it. lol
and thank god that ah boon told peter that it is INDEED very far from where i live/study. i live in sembawang, school in clementi. work in vivo? na beh, thats like... 1 fucking round of the train tracks everyday.
heng heng i stay in IMM. i'll really miss boon, maybe justina. i'll miss Bambang too.
WHY THAT FUCKER CHERVON NOT TRANSFERRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He lives in bukit batok/gombak (dunno, dun care, dun bother) and he once boosts to us that he is not gonna transfer because peter promised him (in a tone like peter is his dad liddat, PUI).
i officially HATE HIM.
from my observations, he like to act ah beng. but he isnt. because he dun look like one. his hair isnt dyed. he dun listen to cheap techno songs. he uses vulgarities for the sake of using. his mother came to fetch him home once. he has no piercings.
yet he talks like he knows some big ass gang. *roll eyes*
did i mention he likes to act smart? cos i saw his duty timetable, and he took leave from monday to thursday (siao, write busy by writing -exam leaves- for 4 days for fuck? just dun put yr slots from mon to thurs la, u are a partimer nia leh, exams leaves, according to me. mei yan and serene, means a FEW weeks, okay i admit im very overboard in talking bad abt him). and i asked 'eh u exams ar?' and he said 'aiya no need to study one la'.
NO NEED TO STUDY STILL TAKE BREAK???
obviously act smart in front of me right?
concerned people might say "maybe he wanna rest leh?"
no he isnt the type that will rest. cos he likes to act hardworking in front of in charges. like taking 1/2 break whilst everyone takes 1 hour. etc.
might as well dun work la hor, i dun have to see him this week's weekdays. YAY.
sometimes i also very impressed by his effort of sucking up to incharges.
if we have a change in incharges, he would have to suck up ALL over again!!!!!!!!!!! GASP!!!!!!! all efforts gone! MUST REDO!!!!!!
he was liddat with Michelle, Ron
then Joanne.
then Justina and Ah boon.
soon it will be shi ting. and the wads-her-name.
so tiring, dun you think??
oya, no need to lend me phone liao. cos i bought one myself! im so proud of myself! *pat self back* cos i bought it with my own money!!! as in hard earned money!
i bought this
heh!
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