Sunday, December 31, 2006

underwear, spongebab, shoe (DC)

As promised! Here is a new entry! Im trying to make this post like tabloid kind, so its easier if you are not interested in my shits then can scroll until u find something that u wanna read

*Bangala tried to outwit S&K staff worker, failed*

Today theres this bangala (yes, again) who tried to outwit my in charge (we all call him lao da). He is really chee bye unreasonable, i feel like smacking him (so did my in charge).

Here is what happened. He came in at like 7pm and produced an alteration (is it spelt this way?) slip and wanted to collect his pants. lao da saw the slip and told him that on the slip, it was stated that he is supposed to collect it tomorrow, which is 31st of dec, AFTER 6pm. and he came a day early.

of cos the pants is not altered right? cos we are so busy and who the fuck has time to do alteration, he thinks we are very free and sit there and drink wine play classical music (actually we play english songs, those dirty dirty kind, theres this song that goes "blab blab you mother fucker better blab blab blab).

then he (he thinks) smartly said that he already told one of the staff that when he is making payment he is gonna collect it today, which is 30th of dec. and the staff said okay.

stupid people, he thinks by claiming that he said that he is gonna collect today and the staff agreed, he is king and can take his pants today. like wtf????

OBVIOUSLY he is lying, cos if the staff agreed that the pants is gonna be collected today, why not write todays' date, rather than write 31st? hor?!

and then lao da argue with him (sort of la, but not the quarrel quarrel kind) and he reasonably said that the slip says 31st of dec. and we have NOT altered the pants and he cannot collect today. and that stupid bangala said that "its your fault, dun say its my fault" and go on saying that tmr he is not free and going countdown at orchard (and touch you-know-what, i hope u have the bloody common sense not to go).

If anyone believe his story, the person would be considered an dumbass, probably as dumb as picking up a bag of garbage and worship them like its their new religion. only that a pack of garbage is more interesting, because sometimes u might find a bomb (like those in MRT) or used condoms.

*Dayvid receives new underwear, sexier than yours*

Dao xiong and mei ting came and visited me during work today! and they gave me a belated Christmas present, so sweet of them. when i opened it up, its a JOCK STRAP!!!

omg!! JOCK strap leh! How to wear? (by how to wear i mean how to wear without being laughed by people)

and theres a dick hole too! I guess its for urine or blowjob. *shrugs*

here's a picture of it. :)

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wah, my favourite colour somemore (its blue, if u STILL dunno)

***Dayvid went to JB, bought rubbish back***

Eh, next time wanna go Malaysia, must jio me along okay? cos i wanna get big big softtoy, Patrick this time, cos i got a Spongebob! It was super fun.

i show you.

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damn cute, and cheap, cost about 25 sg but in singapore it is sold at 50 bucks, and NOT even as big as mine. and cant really find la. Patrick largy worse. cos its those stupid kiap kiap machine then got inside. cant find anywhere else. but is like 3 bucks for 2 kiaps. ew

i also got a cheap (and fake) DC shoes. Its at a grand 30 SING bucks. but Ina and alot of people told me it looks 100 plus. so basically i got 30 bucks shoe and i can tell people i got it at 100 bucks. so u dun go around bursting my lie okay?

haiya, i know u will anyway, so link them to this blog and they get the full picture.

this is it!

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If u say its hideous. i shall roll my eyes and accept this as a "temporary mental break down of yours." :)

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