that china lady bought a hideous bag

Sorry for not updating like forever. Been so busy. really i never bluff you!! Now I have the mood to blog is because i just cleaned my laptop. Yes including the keyboard. I plucked out the keys one by one can clean out wads underneath.

Holy crap, damn filthy.

gt all sorts of rubbish. like hair(mine of course), tissue paper's fragment, biscuits crumps. dead insects, dust and even diamantes (fake one la of cos)

damn filthy. before that i didnt know that the keys on the laptop are supposed to made it in sucha way that you can pluck it out and clean. Maxine told me then i know.

Now i know that keys in keyboard can be plucked out. thus it makes me superior to the rest of the world again. please dun roll your eyes and say 'big deal?', if you also know that keys can be plucked out. that makes u on par with me, so shut up, bitch.

Yesterday was my payday! AHH everyone loves a payday. expect ming kai, cos he doesnt have a pay day. I introduced some jobs to him. and he still dun wanna go interview because of certain factor that i shall not mentioned.

he wanted to go to bossini that day for an interview in IMM. but too bad, i didnt work.

speaking of work. i think i basically work like a fucking cow. 5 freaking days. of cos, 5.50 per hour is considered quote alot for part timers like. I just do not simply understand why some people wanna go work at Mcdonalds and stand long hours and tahan irritating order changing aunties and noisy kids. for a mere 3.00+ bucks

okay i eat my words, i also stand very long (at least i can chit chat with the workers at coffee club opposite, like 5 steps away, or the G2000 girl beside us, or if i am desperate, i can talk to chervon). I tahan irritating people aka fussy aunties and noisy kids also.

but then, got music (but is english songs and techno songs. ROAR!) and FREE clothes.

damn i love free stuffs. yes i am a cheapo. :)

I got a new pair of low waist jeans (worth 69 bucks) and some new shirts la. but i will not wear it to school(the shirt i mean) because sooner or later SnK will be having a mega sale and the whole china people world is gonna own it. -.-

but theres this new arrival shirt that i love it. it cost 39 bucks while it look like it is about 50. i get 30% so i only need to pay $27.30.

but then again, sooner or later the whole world is gonna own it. so wads the point?

lets not talk about work because i can feel u people getting bored of my work life. so lets talk about something more interesting.

yes, EVERYTHING about me is interesting *ahem*

1) School.

I cannot fucking believe that now Ngee Ann is offering a diploma in Psychology. Bloody fuck. now then set up this course. one of the reasons i took bio tech is so i can get to uni and study science based then psychology.

Half of me ask me to go for it. half of me ask me to stay in biotech because if i switch i will waste a year.

Max told me that she also wanna go there too. SMU offers it though.

I told alice about it and she didnt really flare up and told me that i should complete biotech.

sianssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

2) Sexlife.

a very unhealthy sex life. But i carry a condom with me wherever i go! so if u wan it, i can sell it to you at a cheap price. its some ulu brand though. Pls dun ask me where i get the condom from.


digress abit. MK and I came up with a stupid theories nowadays.

2.1) People with huge penises are happy people.

Thus, whenever u see a grumpy person. chances of him having a small penis is 79%

let me give u an example.

ques: Why is so-and-so so unhappy today?

answer: because his penis shrunk overnight.

very easy to gasp this theory.

the same applies to women too. Women who are grumpy usually are having periods OR having sands in their chee bye.

this is generally true. no need much explanations.

THE LAW OF E.V(empty vessels) (created by MK, modified by me)

MK's law of EV #1 states that for empty vessels to be completely filled. it must not have a hole at the bottom of the vessel.

MK's law of EV #2 states that for empty vessels to be completely filled THAT has a hole. The rate of flow into the vessel MUST be greater than the rate of flow out of the hole. thus the formula.

d(v)/d(h) = (+), whereas d(v) stands for rate of flow into the vessel, and d(h) stands for the rate of flow out of the hole.

Mk's law of EV#3 states that when d(v)/d(h) = (-), no matter how much rate of flow is introduced. the vessel will never be filled.

Mk's law of EV #4 states that the amount of time taken to fill the vessel is directly porpotional to the amount of d(v) . thus the formula:

level of smartness aka time needed to filled = (k)(amount of unnecessary speech), whereas K is a constant.

:) heheeeheeeheee

MK also came up with a new course that should be introduced in NP.

name of course: bitchy bimbotic blondes.

year 1:

Fashion Labels- introduction to basic high ended labels such as LV, Gucci, Prada.
Body Art
Bitchy accent- A guide to the new America blonde slangs.
Oral communications - introduction to social skills.
IAC - bo bian, all year 1 Np student must take.
sports and wellness - Yoga

elective modules, avaliable to students who aced at least 2 or more modules.

case study 1: Paris Hilton, the useless Hilton
case study 2: Nicole Richie, the aneroxic bitch

year 2.

Fashion Lables - introduction to fashion labels such as Jimmy Choo
Hunk studies - study of hunks, in terms of Looks. Body figure and of course, body tone.
Oral communications 2- advanced level of Oral communication 1
Bikini studies
Clubbing

elective modules:

Wine appreciation
sex and menstrual

year 3:

fashion labels - those labels not found in singapore such as Chloe.
Job attachment - depends on how well you flare in your first 2 years. if you fail, u will be attached to hang ten. depending on the vacancy.
Pets studies- the technique of having a pet. (important because most socialist and socialite owns pet)
clubbing overseas culture.
being a model
maintaining body shape
bikini studies 2

elective modules:

case study: Audrey Huphem, Twiggy.


yes i know, very bo liao.

oh by the way.

SnK has this reall hideous handbag, i told my in-charge not to display it because it is damn hideous. and she said bo bian. cos need to sell. then she said no one will buy. and i said only china people will buy it, probably.

tadah!

AM I SMART OR WAD??

got 3 china people bought it. i dunno man, if tat bag is considered nice to them. i dunno wad is considered ugly.

damn gross. if my mom were to buy that bag and walk out of this house, i think i will cut my throat. or i burn the bag if i dare to touch it.


one more thing. anyone knows wad is Le Parkour?

if you dunno, you should! cos i am joining!