skinny is the new fit.

I am very very sick of people around me complaining to me that they are Fat. (in the case of Ming Kai, I dun mind). So sick, i swear upon Ming Kai's life that i will slap the person with a piece of used toilet paper. oh wait. i just realised i dun carry filthy toilet paper with me everywhere i go. so i guess i would have to slap the person with my hands. :(

I AM SKINNY OKAY?????

In fact, i am so skinny, theres no 100% garantee that when a hurricane comes i wun be swept away. Unlike some guy *eyes tilted to ming kai's direction* who can stay put and not get blown away.

I am so skinny, that when i am in the bath room. all i see is a packet of bones. Ala african kids.

SO!!!!!!!!!

My weight now is at the forever 51 kg (which is NOT ideal for guys). My target is a 56. 5 MORE KGS WHY IS IT SO DAMN FUCKING HARD????

I blame my metabolism rate. And my pickiness on food.

nevermind that, when i get my pay(after i got a job, anyone?), i shall go GNC and buy wadeva shit weight gainer there is. Nevermind about the not natural stuffs. because of the high metabolism i shall buy and then gain some decent weight (56 and above)

you know in Mean Girls the Janice made Kathy tricked Regina ate those Calteen (spell like this ar?) bars and which will make her gain weight like siao? Why singapore dun have one?? I also want leh. Lousy!!

Wouldnt it be fucking nice if Singapore sells that?

Anyway, the media has been bombaring us on what is The Ideal Weight (skinny for girls, fit for guys). and those Jean Yip/random slimming centres have been focusing on those fat girls/guys to help them lose weight, even got such shows on that. alot la, i cant think of any right now.

Then wad happened to the rest of us, the skinny ones leh? die is it?

ALOT of people might say it is easy to gain weight than lose weight. easy my ass ar easy! you try having my body and see you can gain weight easily or not. Bloody selfish people, who keeps thinking that gaining weight is as easy as this *snaps finger*

I, for one, DID NOT, in my life say that losing weight is as easy as *snap finger* (although it is for me). So Do not assume that it is! u nbcb fuckers -_-.

can ANYone please FUCKING TAG THE FREAKING TAG BOARD SAYING HOW TO GAIN WEIGHT? YOU PEOPLE ONLY KNOW HOW TO READ DUNNO HOW TO GIVE COMMENTS, AND YOU COME AND TELL ME ITS TOO RUDE.

FUCK YOU NA BEH BODOHS!

p/s: i just reread Harry potter 5, and i am beginning to hate that fucking harry. He thinks he face voldemote and he is some kick ass star? ron made prefect he also buey song. arrogant brat. someone give him a tight bitch slap can?