fuck stupid and unreasonable

Okay, I know I am very very rude abt scolding my parents cos they raised me and stuffs, but this 2 had it coming :(

FIRST. let me talk abt how fuck stupid my dad is.

yes i probably be struck by lighting, but wad i am gonna say is true! and my mom alice often complains that he is stupid, lets face it. yes they are indeed my parents. but that doesnt affect my judgement of what is stupid.

if you would say "aiya yr mom could said it out of a spite of anger (towards dad) ma"

EXCATLY! i am also blogging this out because i am super angry, out of spite!

That day Alice cooked dinner for the whole family (3 persons nia, whenever i told Ming Kai wad she cooked, Ming Kai will always say "chey not tough". yes if you are wondering, she always cook simple stuffs, she gotta work ma. so cannot blame. BUT the thing is, she cook wad she wans to eat. of cos, when i happened to greatly dislike wad she cooked, despite the mil-fucking-lion times, she would raise her voice and then of cos i would raise back la, dun tell me ppl hit you, you wun hit back hor, if you dun. u are a sucker. so pls dun read my blog. as for my dad, he would say 'nice' to wadeva alice cooked, even shit, but alice dun cook shit.

then me and alice would quarrel then she will scold scold scold scold and complain to my aunt, read archives if interested)

small digression. ANYWAY. she cooked dinner and i said i wasnt hungry so i'll eat later. thus they would eat first and leave the plate of bee hoon for me. They proceed on to fruits which alice prepared a huge plate and said she will leave some for me, they left the remaing fruits there. and then do their usual boring stuffs.

at about 8pm i went and take the plate of bee hoon first and eat and then happily chewing according to my cousins, rubberband bee hoon. in the dining room. halfway while i am chewing, my dad scolded me (i take raising voice while normal voice will suffice as scolding)

he said "OIE FRUITS YOU DUN WAN IS IT?"

yes i shouted back la. you think wad? pushover is it? "OF COS I WANT LA"

that stupid fella shouted "WANT THEN COME AND TAKE LA"

i shouted back "LATER LA, CANT U SEE I AM EATING"

stupid fella "MEI DA MEI XIAO"

yes i am mei da mei xiao, but seriously, i think he had it coming man! Okay it might sound okay, but actually wad he said is fuck stupid.

firstly: He can see I am having dinner NOW(as in that point of time) and take fruits now for wad?

secondly: He HEARD it from my mom that I want the fruits.

thirdly: If, he IS right, then can i go up to his wallet and shout "oie u dun wan yr wallet is it?", if he wants it, which of cos he wan la, i can shout back "THEN COME AND TAKE LA"

right? Fucking stupid are all around, i am sad to announce that my is one of them :(

On top of that, he LOVEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS to ask questions to which is already know the answer. Jus now i told alice i went swimming, and when i was leaving, he asked me where i was going. i very lazy to reply. so i said "ask alice, i told her already"

then when i came home, he is at home. then he asked me "where did u go?" i was si peh sian of these type of questions so i anyhow patronised him by saying "out lor". then he asked "swimming right?"

dumb dumb dumb!!!

urgh!

okay enough about this henpecked husband (whenever I quarrelled with alice, sometimes i would say that it is because of her husband that she has this huge ego, bossy attitude, she would say/shouted/screamed 'NO' and can ask daddy to tally. which of cos i am at losing end because!! since he is henpecked, he would definately be on her side)

gosh i revealed sooo much dirty laundry.

back to the women.

SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HER. i think because of PMS and a henpecked husband that resulted in her petty (oie not i say one hor, my aunts and uncles also got say, EVEN GRANDMOM) temper.

gosh, I HATE PETTY AND SIAO PEOPLE.

heres wad happened. ever since i started my holidays, my bed time is 3am, and woke up at 3pm, thats 12 hours, enough of slp. good. not affecting health, skin, wadsoever.

jus now i was on the phone with ming kai (again) and then she woke up and kao pei kao bu about me not sleeping early. thats fucking irritating. saying along the lines of me

-not sleeping early
-day become night, night become day

and shouted at me to stop onlining.

i ignored such unreasonable demands of cos, not only it is unreasonable, it is also presented to me in a loud manner. talk to me nicely (but in this case i still wun listen cos i dun see the need) AND reasonably, i will obey. scold me and be siao, NO way i will listen, in fact i do it MORE!

then i continue yakking on the phone with MK and he was laughing at how siao some adults are.

THEN!!!!!!! like 15 mins later. Alice the siao char boh stood at the side of my room and look at me. i almost screamed. believe me. then she STILL KAO PEH ABOUT ME NOT SLEEPING. about how she is worried ( about wad? sorry, but i dun see wads there to worry, if its about my eyesight, i do take eyeresting breaks ) and then this cause her to not able to slp.

oh so I AM THE BAD GUY NOW. then i said "if you dun wan me to use the com then do wad?" she says "read books".

then she is being fucking irrelavant. ask me to go CUT my hair because it is long.

I HATE irrelavant people, i HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE such people. I refuse to touch on the topic about how long my hair is. she always made it sound like its fugly, the truth is, NOBODY had said to me, or at least in front of me

she asked me to go cut it, and whenever i wanna cut, she refuse to pay for it. WAD THE FUCK LA! i am broke! maybe she is having her own fuck financials problem, but when you dun have money, you dun go around jio-ing people to go shopping right? i said shopping, not window shopping. so leave my 'fugly' hair alone.

her hair is NOT fabulous anyway.

so! she asked me to go do something else JUST NOT USE THE COM. @^%$@&&*%

fine lor, i watch TV in front of her. then she keep quiet. slam her damn cheap door and go back to slp with her henpecked husband. i wanted to watch VCD, so i wanted to turn on the VCD player, but that women had took the one in the living room to her room. and leave the lao cock cock one connected to the tv.

but it wasnt on. so! i went into her room and asked "eh help me to turn the VCD thing on" and she siao siao again. scold me because i disturbed her sleep. wah lao, i haven even complain that she disturbed MY msn session.

i dun see anywrong in asking her. because it was HER who change the whole damn thing. AND she ALREADY said that she cannot get to sleep. so me asking her is completely correct!

then she kp abt it. so i said the ultimate thing

"okay i go watch USING MY COM, and u dun come scolding me BECAUSE you are too damn lazy to help me with VCD player"

so thats how i can blog!! i already turned on the VCD. so if she comes, i can always switched the window easily. and theres NOTHING she can do about it. WAHHAHHAHAHA

lemme tell you another stupid fuck story.

That day i sneaked off having supper (pls la i go Sun plaza eat nia la) with mervin. then she freaked out when she realised i wasnt in my bed, my bad, sorry. so i apologised and she told me that next time if i wanna go i have to tell her.

then that day i wanna go supper with Jia Yi again, i TOLD my dad. the next day alice scolded me. and i said 'i told daddy wad" then she scolded again.

this time i said i didnt do anything wrong because i TOLD dad. PLUS i wasnt mixing with bad companies. so she said i am NOT allowed to go out for supper next time.

chee bye fuck!

some people are so fucking unreasonable!

p/s: you might say that they meant well. but...

1)in my argument with my dad, which part of his siao shoutings meant well for me? he is PLAINLY asking for an argument

2) Alice just say dun online so late. i might think is because of my eyesight, but i do take eyebreaks. plus when i watch TV. she didnt say anything. wad? watch TV then eyesight wun get worse is it? if you say she is afraid of me watching porn. but she didnt said it, so i pretend i dunno. PLUS i think watching porn is VERY normal. it is only abnormal when ppl my age dun *cough* chun rong *cough*

3) regarding the supper. she always say i would get into trouble with police cos ppl below age 17 will kena police, well jus cos they are 17, but SURPRISE! I AM NOW 17. then she would say not safe. well if it is not safe then DUN FUCKING MOVE TO SEMBAWANG! and if i am not wrong, singapore is THE safest country in asia

I hate stupid, unreasonable people :)