Monday, July 31, 2006

lol, i was UGLY

HO MAN I saw my ex on the bus to school today sia! I was kinda surprised to see my ex actually. Even both we are in the same campus.

My first thought "wah zun bo, at this time also can see?"

And I mentally take a look at myself: Not too shabby dressed. I just blot, washed my face, good hair day somemore, contact lenses, i was in my best colour, white, although my favourite is, of cos, blue. but white is nice la.

I was thinking to say hello, but decided not to because not worth it.

Ahem ahem, dun say I not polite k? 1st, I think I have magically transformed over the weekend from a nerdy David Chia, to a better Dayvid Chia. I even add a 'Y' to make my name stand out, cos David is fucking boring name to have.

2nd: I wasnt the one who wanted a break up.

Worst, J*** wasnt even serious in me. CHAO BYEBYE.

Then on the bus suddenly i was reminded of the term "ugly duckling syndrome" which I came across last night while watching Shallow Hal. meaning usually a guy/girl will turn ALOT better after high school, in singapore's context its secondary school la. due to constant mocking by school mates. No one was that mean to me in sec school when it comes to appearence. But in sec 2, Guo xiong constantly mock me abt my pimple. cos last time my pimple were at its peak of performance.

HO HO HO, look at me THEN!!

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WHATS up with the big hair man?? pimple was damn jia lat. I was kinda ugly la. what? CANNOT is it? Jolin last time also damn fugly ugly de can? look at her now!



chio! AIYA not the guys carrying her in la. you very Duh leh!
OK, anyway, I was cute last time okay? when i say last time I mean the Power Ranger Era.

Look!


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Cute hor?

I know I was cute, and I am always right!


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This is one of my favourite photo, yah, the guy is my daddy

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cute right? brings out the phedoplile (dunno how to spell) in me sia!!!

Anyway, I found a a ingenious way of handling embrassing moments.

It is to laugh at yourself!! I know you might already know it, but hack la!

you see, if you laugh at yourself when you are embrassed (Dunno how to spell again). people will laugh with you, not at you! plus you shows you are not afraid of being laughed at, and people will lose interest in laughing at you, its a double whammpo!!

okay, shall go wrap up my text books. bye!!

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