Theres this boy, he went to a very average neighbour with a PSLE of 219. That school was very well known for ah beng and ah lians when it first started out. In fact, his uncle and mom's cousin studied there.
When he was in secondary 1 and 2, he was an outcast. By the 'Cool' gang, also known as NCC. In his opinion, they NCC are the dominating gang, simply because:
1)There are less than 18 Homo sapiens with a penis
2)There are about 7 Homo sapiens with a penis joining NCC.
How about this boy? He was in the school Choir. Nevertheless, he made nice friends in those days. But a particular
But this boy have good friends, such as Jermaine, Yuki, etc etc etc. Thus lower secondary wasnt completely miserable. Nevertheless, he went to school every single day without fail. Although the lower life form would make school not so enjoyable.
In case you are wondering, yes, this boy certainly feels that he is superior than this life form. For he:
1)Achieve a higher standard of peace with people.
2)More socialable.
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Then, when it comes to the end of secondary 2, streaming exams. this boy studied very very hard, and managed to get away from this lower life form. And joined a class where the people he doesnt even know, mostly anyway.
When he reached sec 3, he was afraid that he might be bullied by people again, so he remain quiet, but as time passes, he became more and more cheerful.
Sec 4, he made many great and nice friends, like Sherly. Fiona, Carter. Randell, Brandon, Hertzog. When he saw how nice these people are, he opened up to them, till now. And they'll back him up.
They had joy, they had fun, they had the most enjoyable time(in his own opinion) doing nonsense together.
Sometimes he wonder what he done to deserve such great friends? Believe it or not, this boy, now a guy, looks up to the sky and thank The Powers That Be for placing him such a great, fun filled class.
So close to his friends, especially Carter and Sherly, he does'nt think when he talks, for he knows that they know he is joking, since he doesnt really look angry when using the word Bitch, etc etc. And they all laugh, he is very honest with his opinion, so honest, that some might not like it. but he welcomes honest opinions back, straight in his face.
He thought: thats what i call real friends, people who do not lie at you..
He thought so.
After a gathering, a very usual gang outing, this guy, being himself would talk rubbish, and a lot a lot of crap. None of which he mean it. Sherly and Carter know best. Thus instead of getting angry, they would just laugh.
Laugh. How he loves laughing.
This guy, being very crappy, and full of rubbish. will talk nonsense saying 'i swear upon the table' when he wanna know something from Sherly. He only talk cock/nonsense with people he really really close with. Good times. good times.
The whole class know he is a person with a lot of rubbish to say.
Then one day, this guy being very nonsensical. Will talk a lot of rubbish. And he thought that his closest male friend, Carter, would know that he is joking.
Well, Carter happens to be an introvert, who bottles everything up. Without telling people how he feels. Naturally people would think that he doesnt mind all those rubbishy stuffs.
Of all kinds of people Carter can be, The Powers That Be made Carter to be an introvert.
'Nevermind!' thought the guy. 'AIYA, our class people so extrovert, he surely will open up de la'
he thought
They had many many fun times together. This guy was happy. and the rest of the people around him were to. such as Randell. who said '*** is the best class man'
One night, on MSN, he was talking crap again. So Carter decided to speak up, for once. The bottled up of feelings is released.
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Carter:i think i better say wat i wan to say today, u better listen carefully
The guy: ??
Carter:1stly ,u think i type very slow,be cos i'm tinking of han yu pin yin to type
The guy: wad han yu pin yin, english dun have tt
Carter: and not be cos i am typing slow, chinese one la
The guy: but we are talking in english most of the time
Carter: express in chinese ,we use han yu pin yin right, 2ndly is the most important thing i wanna say le,
Carter: since last year-
The Guy: not whole sentence wad, just a few randoms words
Carter: since the day i know u -i sometimes dunno the han yu pin yin wat- let me say wat i wanna say, dun interrupt, i tink alot of ppl can't stand u liao even ur Sherly, u know y?
The guy: si meh?
Carter: be cos u everytime order ppl do things for u as if they are ur slaves or maids
The guy: hmmm, sets me thinking
Carter:and u took their kindnesss for granted and dun even tank them
Carter: thank*
The guy: OMG I AM A BOY BITCH, i...must...change...
Carter: another thing is tat u everytime raised ur voice alot of time as if wanna threaten ppl ,ordering ppl around, if ppl dun agree wit u ,then u giv tat kind of threatening voice 'u better do wat i say,!' or even force ppl to do something they dun wanna do
The guy: when when when
Carter: just using brutal force
The guy: wait, i show you something i did for my OBC powerpoint slides, its one of the slides, v v v v v cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carter: like once i say i agree on something ,then mrs ang ask us to raise up our hands then u use brutal force just be cos i dun wanna raise my hands
The guy: quick i am going home le!!!
Carter: LET ME FINSIH WAT I WANNA SAY FOR ONCE AND ALL, U WHERE?
The guy: LSCT, co op there
Carter: wah lao, u not at home ar
The guy: i this morning come do project
Carter: zhen ma fan, ok, nvm, u reach home tonight i tell you
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Carter: where are you going? nt going home meh?
The guy: go jurong waves pool
Carter: Wah lao, with who
The guy: poly friends lor, but not LSCT de
Carter: kaoz, now u going liao ar?? sianz
The guy: kk tonight then say. i also got things i wanna say! buh bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But Carter didnt online that night.
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After the outing with the rest of the gang, 2 days later...
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The guy: yesterday u never buy teh ice cream, so cheap and nice lor, 70 cents only!~~
Carter: i no money le, i need that money for dinner
The guy: u spend all yr work money le ar
Carter: almost already ba
The guy: okay, i got to go liao, tonight then say! byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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that night~
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Carter: yo~
The guy: so wad is it u wanna tell me.
Carter: aiyo, u keep saying you very happy, be cos of ur blog izit
The guy: got 218 people reading it liao le leh... okay la, maybe not so many. some just keep clicking refresh to make me happy nia. sometimes i go my blog see see also
Carter: so be it la
The guy: i get very happy when ppl tells me my blog is nice
Carter: lol...kai xin jiu hao lor
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some bo liao stuffs
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Carter: check out these pics of us! http://p1392.pic-myspace.info
The guy: OMG, u kena the virus leh, thats the VIRUS i kena, then i had to reformat
Carter: yo, something very important i mus tell u, i dun wanna be ur fren anymore, being wit u will only make me depressed ,uncomfortable, everytime i give in to u ,u only know how take adventages of me, basically,i dun feel like i'm ur fren and u dun treat me as one, instead, i feel like i'm ur slave or maid and i need to listening to ur complaints and nonsense, tat's it U AND ME R THROUGH,! *appear offline*
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