Im a good role model, you know?: bbq

I am rather peaceful now. so i decided to blog. Plus the weather is brilliant for blogging.
ANYWAY, i was rather sian 1/2 yesterday morning. Cause when I online, MY stupid lappy download some fucked up program called 'FreeProd', not just one window that says 'Downloading FreeProd' , BUT 5!!!

This caused my whole system to be VERY laggy, including my volume control, no choice, cant even run Norton AntiVirus properly, so gotta REFORMAT.

PROOF!!! There goes ALL my songs, Pictures, and other whats not.

DUH, i saved some impt documents into my thumb drive first. I am not an idiot, you know?

Anyway, now my laptop is PERFECTLY fine already, and i totally learnt my lesson: NO opening of files, from friends unless assured its safe.

Whatever~

Wait, i go watch channel U, got Jolin on it.

wah, now Jolin introducing her School. *okay i know this is not interesting*

Anyway, i was thinking. Why are people so lucky? Some peoplel spoilt their Camera, and before i can say 'oh no', they got a new one already. Ditto their MP3, they lose one, then next week they got another one.

Yes i am(just) jealous of such people. I admit that. Like I lose my MP3, god knows when can i get another one, might be months, or even (if i am sway) years. I don't have the luxury of getting a new mp3 in like next week?

Which leads me to thinking. When i was a boy, there are many many things i wanted, like GameBoy Colour (its 1999), the Fisherman Pirate ship, the Harry Potter computer game, My collections of Legos.

I got them all. =D

But, it was purely LUCK that i got them. Seriously. i got them PURELY OUTTA LUCK. Look, When i wanted the Pirate Ship. I beg and beg Alice for it, my family wasnt rich at that time. Money does'nt grow on trees, right? So I had to beg.

So Alice patronised me by saying 'okay lor, ru guo wo zhong ma piao, wo mai gei ni', meaning if she wins 4D, she would get it for me. I was satisfied by that answer. strangely enough. *roll eyes*

Then one day she won 4D, 500 bucks!!! yippie yippie yippie, we got the Pirate Ship. YAY!!!!!!!

*Throws confetti into the air*

I was very very very happy la. cant tell you how happy I was.

Then i wanted the Gameboy colour, you know, like in primary school, after exams we are supposed to go to school and do nonsenes stuffs, eg, bring out own Games and toys and other Cool toys, all i brought was a pathetic goosebump story books, and a, erm... crappy digital shooting games, which NO ONE bothers to play with.

Can't blame them la, who wants to play with a crappy game or read goosebump when they can play gameboy colour? gameboy colour at that time were like PSP now. so you get the idea.

then i pestered Alice to get one for me, Alice become clever-er liao le, she knows that if she asked for 4D, she will win (provided that I REALLY WANT). So, she said if i get the 1st 3 positions in class, AND she win 4D, she will buy one for me.

This task is just next to immpossible, but!!!

I GOT 2ND IN CLASS!!!!!!! fucking happy, i was. THEN even better, she won 4D again! this time 1k,
*throws everything into the air* by the way, it was primary 4, so not really a big deal la.

LA LA LA LA LA, GAMEBOY COLOUR!!!! I was indeed happy!!

Sec 1 that time, got the new Harry Potter 1 game, being a fanatic Harry Potter fan, OF COURSE i will wanna get it la. DUH. but it cost 50 bucks leh. I dun even dare to tell alice, so theres only one way of getting. SAVE!!!

I saved and saved like fuck. BUT ONE FINE DAY!!! my daddy won the 4D. This time even better. 2.5 k. and i got it!!! WEE...

sounds so lucky hor, but these events happened in the span of 6 years, or 8, dunno la!

So, back to my point. i cant fucking stand people who get what they want without really working for it, they just go up to their daddy and outstretch their arms saying 'can i have 600 bucks to get a camera, because the camera got lost'

okay, maybe not so easy, maybe they get a scolding first, THEN get the 600 bucks.

If i were to do this, Alice will just scold. period. She won't even give a flying fuck about me getting a new camera MP3.

Money isnt easy to come by in my family, i am not Paris Hilton, or her. Strip off their daddy and credit cards, they're Dead. *AMEN*

I am now saving my allowance for a new Ipod Nano, *got this idea from yuyin* If you were to make a donation for my Nano, kindly contact me, on msn, email is dayvidchia89@hotmail.com.

I dun put address here cos it is unsafe. I scare you all put leafets/rubbish inside. Anyway, i JUST CANT STAND SUCH PEOPLE LA. yes i am plainly jealous.

Back to a slightly political correct topic: PhotoBLOG!!

i was saying, the soya bean stall is Really good, so good, it would have been porn.

This is a really good stall, that sells really cheap Soya Milk. small one for 40 cents, big one for 60 cents. unlike MrBean, one cup of pearly soya milk cost $1.80, fucking rip-off, isnt it?

like the pearls inside are made of gold, right?

nevertheless, i still buy it!!!

CHEY!! SO ANTI CLIMAX!!!

Believe me now?

After getting the Soya Milk, we proceeded to buying the stuffs for our BBQ, machiam auntie buying vege in the market, only with no wrinkles and fixed hair.

see wad i mean?

Before we went into and PIA the market. Bronson did this, to symbolise Good Luck of cos. not to be kena 'chopped' (market lingo) by cruel vendors.

In the market, Ricky suddenly joked saying how in the markets there are cameras looking outta noobs like us, i think just now ricky haven eat so very du lan. now eat liao, very happy. A full person makes Ricky a happy person!!

Camera 1: WARNING WARING, 4 noobs in zone A, i repeat, a noobs, one wearing white, that is the noobest of all. carrying a sony camera, 5 oclock position, he is the shortest of them all. there are 4 of them. OVER!

Camera 2: roger roger, now target has moved to zone C, 10 Oclock position. ALL units attention please. Zone C leader, Mr sell-fish. They are yours. OVER

Fish seller: roger roger, i make sure i rip them off. OVER

Camera 5: Target approaching, i repeat, target approaching. Fish seller, are you ready? make sure you turn your weighing machine towards you so that they DO NOT, i repeat, DO not see the real, exact weight. OVER

Fish seller: yes, roger. Okay, target approaching!!

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An array of dead fishes. YIKES *himbo look*

Vendor *thinking*: HEEHEEHEE, i am gonna rip you young noobies

-notice that the weighing machine is faced towards him? hmmmmmmm......-

Ricky and Bronson tiao jia huan jia with the fish seller. See Ricky drinking the soya milk? This is the 10th packets le, he cant stop!!! SOMEBODY SAVE HIM

MORE FISHES!!!!!! *singing Under the Sea*

under the sea..
under the sea...

This is leonard doing some market research, literally.

As for me, I just go there for show only. I have nothing to contribute, other than taking pictures. And talk alot of cock. then i decided to photowhore!

OMG LOOK!! Ricky passed on the Soya Bean disease to Bronny!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

I dun think we can match these highly specialised trained aunties man!! Their market skills are SECOND TO NONE!!

OMG THATS SOYA BEAN is Bronny's 6th le!!!! The uncle put addictive inside is it?

Finish buying le.............................

hello, how much are these potatoes?

I tell you, Super funny!! Theres this lady who really tot we are market retards, she tried to rip us off by selling us Ang ku kuey. SHE CLAIMED THAT ANG KU KUEY ARE GOOD FOR BBQ

AHHAHHAHAHAHAA. i so wanted to take pictures of them la, too fucking funny. but cannot take pictures cos she is looking as us like hawks. whenever we turn around she will try to rip us off. typical fucked up vendor.

OMG, it rained , SPOLIER