STUPID girls

THATS IT, i had enough, last straw, enough is just enough.... I AM NOT GONNA READ IT AGAIN. KNN.

i was reading some ulu ulu girl's blog and practically every entry are about the same thing. let me try and imitate her..

"today was super fun, went out with my bitches and then shoped around heeren, bought some presents for my dear sista.. luv her loads. then we proceeded to Paragon to shop, but nothing much over there, i bought a pair of shoes, so pretty!!!!!! i luv luv luv luv luv it so much!! ahhh.. gonna be so broke, must save up already... i just love my bitches... when went to fish and co, had fish and chips, seafood platter for 2, and a really humongous mermaid freeze, carn finish it up. after that went to meet my darling, OH my goodness, you cant believe wad he gave me!!! its so prettty, i loved it!! thanks dear! love you forever... then was suppose to go far east and shop around, but then all the shops are closed already, lols... then decided to go have supper in lao pa sha, so cool, then darling sent me home.

after reaching home, decided to online for a while then no one online... watched some shows on the television, and then fall into my dreamland. yikes...''


HOR??? i think i am damn good at that imitation, so all of you out there, send me links to who ever u know wrote such rubbish in her/his blog. okay? i just need a good laugh in case i got bored and things like that. yikes.... hmmm... i just cant help but think that whoever spends her life like that are just gonna dop dead and then DIE if their father, or mother runs outta cash for them to spend, then they'll HAVE TO WORK..

in case you are wondering, yes i am jealous of such people,I AM JUSE JEALOUS, so dun come tagging my board saying that i am just jealous of such people and trying to pull them down.
yes yes yes i am just very very jealous of them because i also wanna spend money like them, but that doesnt mean that i will go about blogging on how i spend my money, who i go out with, YUCKS, the world needs much more entertainment than that!!

no la, i am not saying my blog is interesting. i just dun like to blog that way... AND dun come and ask me whose blog i've read, cos i dun wanna get my ass sued off, which is so so so possible, because... their daddy are rich. fucking rich.......

lets move on to something i've thought of recently, okay, yesterday, not recently...
thanks to rachel who made me realised the word FUGLY, which means 'fucking ugly'. i've decided to combine my own words. aya, i dunno others invented it or not. so dun complain to me okay?

fute - fucking cute
fandsome - fucking handsome
fult (in this case, pronounce as 'FLOOD') - fucking slut
fratty - fucking pretty
fupid - fucking stupid
fact - fucking act
fitch - guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucking bitch.
fastard - fucking bastard

NOW go tell your close friends about such words, so u can go ...

girl who blog in the mentioned way above 'oh, my daddy is so rich i can hardly finish spending'
you 'Really? that is so cool, i wish mine were like that, but too bad, i am not fitch, awhhh'
GWBITMWA ' wad is fitch, bitch is it?'
you 'no la, i say RICH, not FITCH, u hear wrongly lar'

GET IT?? make perfect sense right?

next...

GWBITMWA 'ahhh, that guy is so yan dao, i wan his number!!!'
you 'awhhhhhh FLUT(pronounced as FLOOD, remember) sia. hahaha'
gwbitmwa 'huh, wad are u saying?'
you 'i said flood lo, you dunno wad is flood meh?'

GET IT??

by the way, now i in a suck zone, my internet connection is down, and i am only onlining because i am leeaching off others internet connection, i have a sore eyes, thanks to my contacts which is dirty, my room in DARK, because the light is down..

FORTUNATELYY....

i've seen my optimerist(dunno how to spell la... this is BLOG hor, not some flawless GP essay which is getting an A)
i'm gonna have a new modem which is coming this saturday, HOPEFULLY that modem can be use, and then i can carry on leeching others internet connection till saturday
my dad is coming home with a new light bulb, so i dun have to live in darkness anymore le!! YAY
and i got a new book to read, okay, this isnt linked to any of the problems above, but i feel like saying it. cannot is it??

okay okay... go and read something else now, i've entertained you enough already. i need to eat you know??

dun say i am fastard...

i read this in a local computer magazine which comments about blogging
'Produced by AVERAGE PEOPLE who seem to think THEIR LIVES are INTERESTING, filmed in THRILLING HTML-O-SCOPE with exciting FONTS'

si peh sarcastic right? but i admit la, some blog sucks, i dun think mine is very entertaining though. erm, WHY am i still blogging?