i shall talk about something most people will kill for. that is HIGH METARBOLISM. is this the way to spell it? wadeva.. i dun care!!

pardon me if i am wrong. metarbolism is something, which i dunno the excate term la. i think it is the time taken to break down the nutrients of your food and absorb.

THUS i have high metarbolism, which means i absorb food very very fast. thus resulting in my skinny size. i can feel all fat people closing their windows and make a mental note to stop reading my blog forever.

but the truth is!!!!

WHY DOES THE MEDIA WILL NOT STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE TOO FAT? cannot tell skinny is it? i dun wanna be as thin as the models, i wanna gain 5 to 10 KGS. then i die a complete ass.

I shall tell you, why is it immpossible to gain weight if u have high metarbolism like me(even if u are lazy)

one day when i woke up, i realised that i am too skinny. so i wanna gain some weight. i went downstairs to buy a packet of LAYS' (main culprit for USA fat people) and turn on my television. yes, it is fattening, THAT is the point.

then on the TV, it shows the advertisment of some slimming products.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY they have 'lose 10 KGs in (insert numbers of weeks)' but not 'GAIN 10 kgs in (insert numbers of weeks)' ?
skinny people, like me, also make up a part of the world population!!! is it because we are all too skinny to be noticed? HUH? u tell me!

another reason is i sleep alot. like for 12 hours. so i miss out most of the eating time.since school are starting i fully intend to eat at least 5 full meals a day. that should do it, if it doesnt i think i shall go buy some steriods/weighting gaining products and eat liao, and die a pill-popping person!

one more thing, is that i dun understand why people gave you a compliment, u must reject it away? and not say a Thank You?

real example:

girl 1: heyy!! i saw you that day, u've become slimmer!!
girl 2: no la, i am still fat

if girl 2 is still fat, why do i see bikini pictures of her on her blog? u dare to wear it when u are fat? i dun i dun, (like i have any tits to put into those bra thingys. but tts not the point)
she wanna be humble is it? saying a thank you is also humble wad.

you might go 'oh david u are so mean, she just being humble wad, if she say other thing people will think she is hao lian'

PLUR-LEASE!!
tell her that instead. that many people out there will be like 'if she is fat, then wad are we? aliens?' like that she will hurt more!! right? if u dun agree then u must be her