first of all, i would like to point out to my good friend(known her for quite some time), yuyin's blog entry are very true. the one written on April 10, 2006. which talks about how guys are acting over their CHEST, i dun have a mascular chest mind you. and also i've noticed the female character on MegCabot are also very very flat chested, WHILE the guys are the one with more, *ahem* attractive chest. fun believe me? i show u the prove
am i right? u wan more? okay...
by the way, the title on the left means 'All American Girl 2, Ready or not' also by meg cabot. and LOOK, the guy's boobie is bigger than the girl.. i wonder why... hmm... like wad yuyin said, maybe guys really went for boob implant, erm, i mean, chest implant.
a further proof... look at the right side....
ahh... wad do we have here? i see a girl in a pink dress, ohhh... thank god it isnt a pink tube or else it would have fallen off. does she need to wear a bra? or singlet? hmmm... lets think...
ready for MORE? if you are not, u just have to scroll down till the part where i talk about the next issue. okay?
TA~~DAH~~~ okay, i know this girl in the picture has okay-sized boob, but hey look, the guy has a NICER CHEST than her... which leads me to think... why are all cartoon male has a nice chest?lets move on, shall we? (NO, NOT TO ANOTHER ISSUE, I AM NOT DONE YET)
OKAY, this is getting us somewhere, isnt it OBVIOUS that the girl holding a sword is... slightly less than normal breast? while the guys *ahem* has a... nicer and BIGGER chest? i dunno why.. do you?
Maybe you might be wondering why am i putting up covers of the author MEG CABOT, well, simply because i like reading her books, NO I DUN CARE if u come and tell me her books are for girls, if they are funny, i read them.
well... explain THIS:
picture worth more than a thousand words. so i shall shut up.
MOVING ON.
i shall say 'wad they wan to hear' to whoever asking me question from now onwards... because
mother: is the food nice today?
me: no, not really nice
mother:WAH LAO, U THINK SO EASY U COOK LA, I COOK EVERYDAY VERY TIRED YOU KNOW OR NOT. HUH??? XIAN DONG XIAN XI (being very picky)
me:fine
girl(name deleted): i wanna go on diet, i think i am too fat, u think?
me: no, u are okay to me, not fat at al, in fact, kinda skinny
girl: wah lao, dun like la, i so fat already, must jian fei, later guys wun ask my number, haiya, next time dun ask you le la!!
me:fine
friend:hey, i like the shirt leh, u think i should buy? but kinda expensive leh...
me:dun buy la, doesnt look good on you. later u regret
friend:huh? why, not nice meh... but i like leh..
me:trust me la, not nice, dun buy!!
friend: haiya, i like alot lehh... *proceed off to buy the shirt*
above cases are all actual, real life cases.
so, in conclusion, everyone wanna hear wad they wanna hear, (sounds confusing?) so i shall shut up and tell them wad they wan to hear. because it reduces the amount of energy u contribute just to make your point, also, the world is MORE quietier. like we dun have enough stupid ah beng and ah lian playing TECHNO songs, and playing JAY CHOU in ALL the stores in bugis village, wad, JAY chou is the only singer meh? wad about the A.B.C Wilbur Pan, G-cup Jolin Tsai, flat chested Sun YanZi, funny Luo ZhiXiang?
speaking of noises, and celebrities, i have now officially group Fiona Xie's voice under 'noise that hurt my eardrum'
simply because she speaks in a funny, weird, non-ang moh, non-chinese accent of her own, which is getting on my last nerve already. if u stuff cotton wool candy(MUST be those u got from fun fair) into your ear, then tilt your head 45 degree to your right, then maybe u can fully understand wad is she talking about.
also the travel show she and a guy named Ben Yeo is hosting, and i get their advertisment everyday, with them shouting ''zhou mo wan sui'' and ''zhou mo shi...(wadeva nonsense they have for that week)''. everytime i feel like smashing the TV, only to realise my mom will probably kill me. plus i was laughing at Ben Yeo's hairstyle, for those of you who dunno how his hair looks like... it looks like he has really long hair... and then his fringe are all chopped off into japanese girl like, straight fringe. and had a mush-room kinda feeling...
i dunno wad is he thinking... is he trying to look like this?
hmmm.... look at the fringe... yes i know. Jolin is pretty. dun wank on her pic guys, IMAGE.
hmmm.... must be, he must be a fan of Jolin Tsai, but not a very up to date one. cause we all know Jolin hair is now...
si peh chio right? ohhhhhhh JOLINNNN... SING FOR ME...end of this issue
one last thing before i go and watch some TV.
DO. NOT.FUCKING.IMPOSE.YOUR.OPINION.ONTO.ME
really, i prefer western food and mcdonalds to chinese food, why are there people who are so sick about that fact? well... i eat these on regular basis, and i am not missing out any nutrients. dun tell me chinese food can make me grow taller, rubbish.
by the way, americans eat these food, and they are bigger sized than us Asians, not that i am a huge person, in fact i am very skinny. can???????
even if u do, like fuck i will change my eating habits.
yes, i dun like cai fan, i dun like chicken rice... blab blab blab..
so shut it. and gimme a break.
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