SCREWED theory

Today's entry will be dedicated to my primary school teacher, Mrs Ivy Wong GOD-know-what her chinese name is. now i shall blog about wad i would have told her right in her face, in the corner of the class, not minding wad the popular gang think about me. by the way, the popular gang sang a westlife's pop song for the old folks when we visited them. ARE they dumb or wad.

'Mrs Wong, will you stop preaching already? i had enough of it since primary 5'

SERIOUSLY, all she talked all day are... (GUESS!!!)

GOD. god, and more god. she is a very verfy devoted christian. and i think its a good thing to be devoted to your religion. but not so good when u keep psycho-ing your students, who are not christian, into converting into christian right?

that is just plain rude.

everyday... while we are having lessons (she was my english, maths, science, art, social studies teacher) she would always get off the main topic and then talk about god. wad he did to us, why should we believe in him. etc etc.

being an introvert at that time, i just sat there and kept quiet and doodle on my notebook. without thinking that it is wrong. to psycho yr student into converting something u believe in, be it christianity or not. i believe we all have our own free will.

her job is to guide(not by preaching), teach and then explain wadeva we do not understand.
not asking her student to convert into christians.
and no one said anything about it. at all... pathetic class i know. ALL introverts.

one statement she said, i was all 'OMG, I CANT BELIEVE U ARE SAYING THAT' i know its complete bullshits, but i am wad? 12 at time and lack of science knowledge. kept quiet.
guess wad she said that time, while they class was noisy.

''YOU KNOW WHY GOD GAVE YOU 2 EARS AND A MOUTH OR NOT? it is because god wants u to talk less, and listen more''

i give you 10 mins to laugh at this complete silly, bullshits statement. ironically, made by a SCIENCE TEACHER.

i have a question for her then...

If we have 2 ears, why are they located at different part of our head LEH? if god just want us to listen more, he can just put our ears together right? it still doesnt defeat the purpose of having 2 ears (since 2 ears means listen more) right?

Let me, David chia tells you the REAL answer why we should have 2 ears and a mouth. LISTEN UP. it is completely science based and not utter bullshit reasons tat stupid, corny IVY wong said. if u have completed the O level, u can straight away skip this post. any Olevel student would have known. unless he/she is ivy wong

first, sound is being produced, lets take, the mouth for example.
I personally think that this pic is very very cute. especially wad the unknown reader says. and i dun care wad u think.

I tried my very best.i really look like a flying potato. KNN.

TA~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Da~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


IN a nutshell (for those who still dun geddit) right and left ears enables u to tell where does the sound come from, not some signal from god(according to IVY wong) hinting u to talk less, listen more.




SO FUCKING FEEL LIKE SHOWING THIS ENTRY TO HER. AND WAKE HER UP.I


by the way, i am not against christian, i am against her nonsense, and her preaching. if she were a hindu, i would also say the same thing.