Friday, March 17, 2006

old ah peh

Hi people, i am so sorry for not updating for so long, but i really did that day, but the thing is... i closed the window before i saved that entry, and i was too lazy to retype all over again. here is a new entry that i tot of like 15 mins ago.dun say i never remind yuo, there are LOADS of vulgarities, but wadeva, u will just read on anyway. so fuck it.


GUESS wad is the ultimate noise pollution tat irritates me to the core.




no, not my mother nagging


NOT the displinary naggings done by my teachers.

certainly not my grandfather telling me teh same exact stuffs every 3 mins or so.


no, not techno mucis, well, that MIGHT be listed as the second.

nope, not my untie singing REALLY REALLY loud and outta tune.

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yeps, u guessed it, CONTRTUCTION WORKERS WHO ARE DRILLING.

i just totally ahte those bangala who drilled. doesnt has to be a bangala, but bangala is the only type of person who i think can do such stuffs, because in the estate i lived him. i see so many bangala everyday. here there, EVERYWHERE. in the NUTC. some of them are even holding hands with one another.

if u happen to lived in an estate with no bangala, YOU ARE SO FREAKING LUCKY

back to what i have to say.

yeps. i hate drilling, ESPECIALLY IN THE MORNING LIKE 9 AM. freaks!!!!!

KNNBCCB. wads up with the drilling, i dun even have the mood to sleep already. wad the fuck man! i know they are just doing their job, but i dun care, i am not against bangala, i am against the drilling.

some of you might go...

without drillin u will not live in scha stable apartment.
without frilling singapore would just fall apart.
without drilling, the lamp-post would just hit on your head and then u would be squashed DEAD, like wad they show on FINAL DESTINATION 3.
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seriously, i just cant stand it!!! i want to sleep



and peacefully, not with the 'ARGGGGGGGGGGG' in my ear so loud that i have to shuff my earpiece into my ear and the turn on my MP3 to volume 20.

oyeah, by the way, my dear fellow male friends, readers, fuckers. wadeva.

dun say i never tell you hor... next time go bugis, becareful! especially parco bugis junction, wheres LOADS OF AH PEH(literally ah peh, whose age can fight with my grandfathers) in the toilet, using the urianal, BUT NOT PEEING.


WAD ARE THEY DOING????



yeah, loooking at others' dick. YAY!

fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

they are so god god god fucking damn obvious, really. like obviously turn their heads to teh side so that they have like 100% clear view of dicks. they must be gays, or straight with dick fetish. YUCKS.

you might ask 'how you YOU know it?'

simple, i witness it lar!!!! no, i do not have my dick seen by them. but i saw them LOOKING, not peeking at another guys dick. and the guy is about my age, which is 17. okay, 16 plus.

then i decided to use the cubical, VIOLA. THEY DUN GET TO SEE MY DICK, SUCKA!!! *RIGHT HAND UP FORMING A 'L' SHAPE* and so i decided to use cubical whenever i go to bugis. EW.

for those who are interested in which toilet i am talking about. its located on the first floor. the same level where 'the wallet shop' is.

second.

i hate gay stalkers. FUCK THEM. KNNBCCB.
just like that day when me and my friend, who is a guy, are shopping at EDGE, also BUGIS. then theres this fucker gay fella who wore purple button shirt, with business pants. about late 20, UGLY. and he's following us. how do we know it? read on.

will a 30 plus guy who is in the working world....

go to 77th street and then shop for clothes?
go to PMK and shop for clothes?
meet us everywhere?

no, he will not. and i am like 100,00,00,00,00,00% dead fucking sure that he is following us, and my friend is TOO, if he is not following us that day, i promise you, i will have sex with a donkey. PROMISE.

thank god that me and my friends are killing time and waitin gof 4.30 to come, so that we can watch movie. THEN since its about 4.15 already, we decided to run to the cinema and the escape from this really sick, sex-deprived-fucker.

YAY, he stopped following us already.

so. next time go to bugis, be totally aware. and dun use urinal if u can help it. BETTER STILL, dun use toilet at all.

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