honeystar

THIS BLOG IS ONCE ROBBED BY ME, CRABFISH HONEYSTAR

Yes, this is me, crabfish honeystar, or at least wad David gave me this name, and i finally have the opportunity to work on a REAL computer. and David is away eating Mcdonald's at Sun Plaza. SO THIS BLOG IS NOW MINE, or at least this entry.

Oh, i almost forgot, WHO AM I? i am David's new crabfish, given to him by his friend Cheun Kit. since i only worth A DOLLAR. and now i belongs to David.

Not that i like David, cos he keeps forgetting to feed me, and this KEYBOARD IS RREALLYYYYY HARD TO USE, the letters are all mixed up, you know, i did went to school, under the sea and all, with all my fish friends, just like wad u saw on Finding Nemo, only where in MY WORLD aka THE REAL WORLD, fishes has no eyelids. REALLY. and its alot more fun than wad u see in the movies, thats is why i hate HOLLYWOOD.

okay, back to wad i have to say, i am setting up a organization called 'The Crabfish Justice' also known as TCJ. because i really felt that we crabfishes are treated unfairly. not only the one dollar incident. and i have 2 examples.

the first, david brought me to his family dinner and his aunt commented that she could get a MUCH MUCH bigger one then ME without having to pay a Dollar. i felt as those my feelers were chopped off. dammit!!! and YOU KNOW WAD DAVID DID??? all the time while i was in that crabfish box aka prison, DAVID DUN BOTHER TO HOLD ME PROPERLY, the water in the box kept flowing here and there. i almost died. period

NEXT...


I went to the audition for Xmen 2 for the role 'jean grey' and i happened to pass the second audition, and i ALSO went for the audition for Harry in Harry potter number 1 2 3 4. and lastly the role of ELLE WOODS in legally blonde 1 and 2.

THEN I FAILED THE SECOND AUDITION. u know wad? i can totally act, u know i can, RIGHT?????? RIGHT?????? and obviously the directors are against us crabfishes. wad is wrong with him, HUH???

and guess wad, i am considered a BLONDE since i have GOLD FEELERS, my ARMS can substitude as a WAND. so that the director can totally save the part where harry chooses a new wand. and since mutants are DIFFERENT FROM HUMANS, therefore i am totally allowed to act.

i know wad u are thinking, 'BUT u are a CRABFISH'

i am aware of this fact. thank you.

i know, i cannot walk on 2 legs , but can reese witherspoon, daniel radcliffe walk on 6 legs???? they cannot. C-A-N-N-O-T. cant, bu ke yi, no, non possa, no pueda.

so i felt that all living things, be it the age, race, language, religion, tribe, species are allowed to be judge according to their own talent.

so i urge ALL OF U READERS TO JOIN 'THE CRABFISH JUSTICE'

u never know when you are gonna be discriminated. and here at TCJ, we make sure their members are ALL equal. it will be fun!

membership is open to all other than reese witherspoon and daniel radcliffe. since they rob my role, like how i rob david's blog.

got to go and brain wash david. damn he forgot to feed me again!!!

ciao!!

P/S MOVE over, reese and daniel, its HONEYSTAR's time.